If you have ever gone to the bathroom in a public school, you will know that the toilet paper absolutely sucks. You might as well be rubbing sand paper on your butt, except sandpaper costs too much.

It's not absorbant, it's super thin, and it doesn't even come in squares! I mean, come on! Where do they even get this stuff? Aren't all toilet papers competing to be the softest or something? Why does this butt-paper even exist????

That was my rant on the terrible school toilet paper. I felt like I needed to do this today, because I needed to get it off of my chest.