*Takes a deep breath*

This might be a long one.

Because I absolutely detest slush. For all you non-snow people out there, let me fill you in on what this 'slush' is.

Slush is basically what happens when you get snow and put it in a puddle. Or when snow melts but not enough to be water. It's sort of like a slush-e (I think that's how it's spelled), except on the ground, and it usually has road sand in it. Also, it's not flavoured. Don't eat it.

But now, the real rant begins.

Okay, so first of all, it's wet. And if that wasn't bad enough, it's also cold. So it's cold and wet at the same time. Are you starting to see why I hate it?

Sometimes, slush will also splash all over your boots, and up your pants. It's also, like previously stated, wet and cold and it usually had sand in it. It sucks.

Other times, the slush will be a bit slippery. So if you slip in it- splat. You land on your butt in a pile of slush, and most of the time the slush has exposed the sidewalk, so you're also falling onto cement. Then your butt is cold and wet and sore and it's just a horrible situation to be in.

Another reason that I detest slush is because it's useless. With snow, you can make snowballs, forts, snowmen, and you can do fun stuff with it like sledding and skiing. But when you have slush, all you can do is try to stay out of it. Slushballs soak through your mitts and get your hands wet, slushy forts don't hold, and slushmen collapse in on themselves. Plus, you can't sled, because you just sink, and you can't ski, because the same thing will happen.

This was probably the longest rant that I have ever written, but I don't care. Slush is stupid. Someone had to say it.

-Pig