Oh boy.

This is going to be a long one.

So, fashion, right? It's stupid. There's a few people who say "yep, this looks adequately dumb. Send it down the runway!"

And then everyone else fails to see how dumb it is and goes "hey, I should wear that!"

And then everyone else ends up looking dumb.

I will now rant about a few of the current 'trends'.

Ankle Jeans

I like jeans. They're comfortable, warm, casual, and they're blue.

I wear jeans to school every day. Fight me.

But then some wingnut decided that it would be a good idea to make it fashionable to look like a poor guy in the 60's, and make ripped jeans that are three inches too short the new thing.

And I hate it.

Because this stupid new jeans trend is apparently "so amazing" (it's not), it is now super hard to find actually good-looking jeans.

They're either too dark, too skinny, have holes in them, or are too short.

Bruh, my jeans are already too short, and I don't feel like showing off my skinny ankles to everyone. I just want jeans that fit.

Also, they're completely impractical. You could get gosh dang frostbite on your ankles, since apparently it's also a trend to wear super tiny socks. And that hurts. It really sucks to get frostbite, and I know that. I got minor frostbite on my toes a few years back, and now they get colder a lot faster then they used to.

So WHY IN THE WORLD would you willingly expose your weak ankles to the welements?

The elements. Sorry.

Another jean fad is wearing super high jeans. And I'm fine with that.

UNTIL you start wearing them outside of your shirt.

Wh-why? They're halfway up your torso, and you're only a pair of suspenders and some hair loss away from looking like a crazy old grandpa.

Wear your shirt outside your jeans. 'Nuff said.

Short shorts

Summer is coming soon(ish), so let's talk about short shorts.

They're stupid.

You're barely even wearing pants. They're basically just a second pair of underwear.

And I understand that it gets really hot in some places, and it may be necessary to wear really short shorts so that you don't melt, but what really bugs me is:

When people wear short shorts in the fall, over leggings.

WHAT

WHY

NO

I seriously don't get why you would do this. If it's cold enough to warrant two pairs of pants, then you'd be wearing actual pants. So there's no excuse for this wierd way of wearing your pants.

No. Excuse.

So that's why fashion is absolutely ridiculous. If you disagree with any of my opinions, I'd be glad to hear your side of things in the comments. But please be civil if you have something to add.

Bai!
-Pig