Okay, so the title might have been a bit vague, but this is a special Halloween rant, inspired by catfan3000, and her black cat.

She touched on this briefly at the end of her chapter in the book Candor or Audacious Undertaking with the Teen Titans, with the hashtag #nohateblackcats.
I wanted to do a rant about this, in honour of all of the black cats out there.

So, why is it that it was black cats that were chosen as the "spooky, scary cats?" Was it because they are the colour of darkness? If so, that's a stupid reason, because do you know what else is the colour of darkness? Ninjas, and ninjas are cool. So therefore, black cats are ninja cats, and are cool.

If any colour of cat had to be picked as the scary one, why not white cats? Villains are always petting those in movies. Or why not tawny cats? Do they not seem shifty?

So, anyways, that's enough cat ranting for today. Comment what you think I should rant about next!

In conclusion, black cats are cool. They're the ninjas of the feline variety. They are not spooky. End of story.

-Pig