I have a few things to rant about, but figured that I could put them into a chapter together.

So here's a conversation that I had with my friend in math class:

Me: Well, that was hard. I don't like doing that kind of math.

Friend: are you kidding? That's so easy!

Me: well m-

Friend: it's easy!

Me: yeah b-

Friend: EASY!

Me: Just hear me out, will you? I'm saying that it's har-

Friend: IT'S EASY!!!!!

Me: -_-

The thing that really annoys me here is that you never got to see what I was actually trying to say. Here's what I would've said if I was given the chance, all of the times that I got cut off.

Me: well, maybe it's easy for you, but it's hard for me. It's just hard to keep track of all of the different numbers.

Me: yeah, but it's hard for me.

Me: just hear me out, will you? I'm saying that it's hard for me, maybe not for you.

I just wanted to say that, but nooo. Little miss "I'm-always-right-and-you're-not" can't stand my different opinion.

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Another thing that I want to rant about is kinda random, amd really weird, but people who watch "Satisfiying Slime Compilation" videos on YouTube are insanely picky about their slime viewing experience.

According to some people, it is simply disgusting to do any of the following things in your slime video:

-poke slime with one finger
- poke crunchy slime
-not pop bubbles
-have any background besides just white
-breathe
-do anything except poke the slime for ten freaking minutes

And I find every one of these things stupid. Stop being so picky about your slime content. If you hate what everyone else is doing, then just do it the "right way" yourself.

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The people who sit behind me in Science class.

They are the biggest idiots that I have ever had the misfortune to know.

They have no respect for anyone, including themselves, they constantly swear, and joke about every single serious topic that you should under no circumstances talk about, and they don't pay attention in class.

The only good thing that I can say about them is that they have accepted their inevitable stupidity, and are seriously talking about repeating their science class for this year.

They all make me so frustrated, especially when I want to learn but all I can hear is "you should just kill yourself, ______, it would be a favor to society."

They're not talking to me, but they talk so loudly that I can hear them just fine.

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There's this one guy in my grade who manages to make everyone around him uncomfortable just by existing. I'm not particularly mad at him, but all of my "friends" absolutely hate him.

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Speaking of "friends," let's talk about my friend issues!!!

So the group I eat lunch with consists of:

-Bethany, my band friend. She's okay, but I honestly have no idea how we're friends. We have almost nothing in common.

-Joanne, who laughs a ton and is probably trying to steal Bethany from being my friend.

-Kim, who is Joanne's sidekick and is silly but good at hockey.

-Meg, who is cool. I actually like Meg. She's friendly.

So the thing is, I wear jeans to school every single day. I've worn jeans to school since about grade 3.

So one day, this happens:

Kim: Mya, why do you wear jeans every day?

Me(completely caught off guard): Um, I dunno. They're comfortable?

Joanne, Kim and Meg all give me odd looks.

Joanne: Jeans aren't comfortable.

Me: Well, mine are.

Kim: Mya, why don't you wear sweats to school, hmm?

Me: because I don't own any.

Bethany: what about yoga pants?

Me: I own some, but I don't wear them to school.

Meg: Why not?

Me: they're weekend pants. I wear them on the weekends.

Joanne: Yoga pants aren't weekend pants, they're just everyday pants.

Me: well, for me, they're weekend pants.

So basically what happened is that Joanne, Kim, and Bethany eventually wore me down and I wore yoga pants on my friend Mindy's birthday.

And ever since then, whenever the subject is brought up, I firmly decline to wear the pants to school again, and Joanne and Bethany both laugh their faces off for no apparent reason.

I feel like I'm being laughed at every time I have lunch with them now. I'm not too happy, but nothing super horrible has happened yet, so I'm staying.
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So those are all of the rants that I have for now, but I feel like I might have more coming in the future.

-Mya