Why am I here?

How much longer til the bell rings?

There's a boy a few rows over.

Let's see how long we can admire his good figure.

Can you read my mind?

Did you just make eye contact with me?

Abort!

Were you flirting with me?

LOL NO.

Maybe if I block the teacher out, I can think about something else.

Dinosaurs.

Nope.

Can we talk about something interesting?

Did you know the p in pterodactyl is silent?

I need dinosaur facts.

Yes, we all know Shakespeare was a genius.

Move on, please.

That girl just rolled her eyes.

Maybe I'll try drawing.

Don't let the girl behind you see.

She can actually draw.

What's her name?

Oh.

Wait.

I don't care.

Am I a narcist?

What's the difference between a psychopath and sociopath?

I have no desire to kill anyone.

Just to silence them forever.

That kid is raising his hand.

Why is he raising his hand?

Hey, that's a legit question.

Was Shakespeare gay?

Oh, awkward silence.

Come on, missus, answer the question.

No?

But, please, give us a ten minute long lecture on Anne Hathaway.

We're so interested.

Really? Not the one who starred in Les Miserables?

I wonder if anyone would hear if I hummed "I Dreamed a Dream?"

M mm mm mmmm mm mmmmmmmmm.

Mmmmm mmmm mmmmmmmmmmm!

Nope. Can't do it.

AND I'M JAVERT!

Shut up.

Do I have ADHD?

Oh my gosh, only two minutes have gone by...