When Cas woke up, the first thing he noticed was the smell. It took him a second to identify it, but... yes, it was bacon, he was sure of it. Cas rolled out of bed and went out to the kitchen, where he found Dean wearing an apron with several pans on the stove. When Dean saw Cas, he smiled.

"Hey angel," he said, pecking Cas on the cheek.

"You know I gave you that apron as a joke, right?" Cas asked, sitting on the counter. Dean just grinned.

"A half-dressed fireman that shines, and you expected me not to wear it?" He said. Cas just rolled his eyes and started nibbling on a piece of bacon.

"Hey, put that down!" Dean exclaimed. Cas just smiled.

"But I'm hungry," he said. Dean rolled his eyes and started putting the newest bacon on the plate.

"You're lucky you're cute when you've just woken up," he muttered.

"What was that?" Cas asked, jokingly putting a hand to his ear.

"I said you suck," Dean said, taking all the food over to the table. Cas slid off the counter.

"You love me," he said dismissively. Dean leaned over and pecked Cas on the lips.

"Damn straight," he said.

***

"I think Sam and I should get some credit for being the original shippers." Charlie ran her fingers over Dean and Cas' countertop.

"Charlie, no," Dean said. Cas smiled and took another sip of his tea.

"But why couldn't you have taught Moose your bisexual ways?" Gabriel asked.

"Okay, how did you make it in your family? Naomi stabbed me because I was going out with Cas, how are you not dead by now?" Dean asked Gabriel. Gabe shrugged.

"Talent."

"A big closet," Cas chimed in, "he was better than I was at being gay in secret." Charlie laughed and Dean smiled.

"So how's married life?" Charlie asked.

"Fantastic. I don't want to have to go to work, though," Dean said.

"Didn't Bobby say he hired someone new?" Cas asked.

"Yeah. I'm interested to see who, the last guy sucked," Dean told them.

"Oh he did, did he?" Gabriel asked, winking.

"Oh my god, Gabe, no!" Dean exclaimed as Cas choked on his tea and Charlie grinned.

"You're right, Cas probably does so much sucking you don't need any more," Gabriel winked again. Cas turned completely red and stared at the counter.

"Dude, too far," Charlie chimed in. Cas stood up out of his chair and walked into the living room, still looking mortified. Dean followed him.

"Angel, where are you going?" Dean asked. Cas turned around.

"To the comfort of my own room, that I might implode in peace," he said.

"C'mon, you know he didn't mean it. It's Gabe," Dean said, taking Cas' hand.

"But... you know everyone was visualizing it," Cas said quietly.

"That may be true... would it make you feel any better to know it was kinda turning me on?" Dean asked. Cas smiled a little and looked up.

"Everything turns you on, Dean. Burgers turn you on," Cas commented. Dean smiled.

"Fair enough. Come on, let's go taunt Gabriel with the fact that my brother isn't gay until he regrets ever messing with my angel," he said. Cas nodded, still smiling, and Dean wrapped an arm around him as they went back into the kitchen.

Gahhhh, I'm having too much fun writing fluff! I don't ever want my plot to kick in, they're just so precious! But it is time. I'll see you in the next update! (In six years. I'm a horrible human being and I'm sorry.)