Question: Am I jealous?

The lie: No

The truth: Yes.

Question: Do I want to find and kill the bitch?

The lie: Of course not.

The truth: Hell yeah.

Question: What are you going to do?

The lie: Find the bitch and kill her.

The truth: Sulk in a corner and cry, while eating ice cream.

I'm a pathetic exuse of a person.

I truly am.