Jared: where the hell did you get that shirt from?

Gajeel: just a shirt I found laying around so I decided to tease the shrimp.

Jared: well then.

Lily: *reading one of the gale story Jared has* why is she a Succubus demon?!

Jared: oy! Don't touch that cat! *grabs the gale story back*

Gajeel: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT READING THOSE!

Jared: ITS A GOOD STORY!

Gajeel: *facpalms* you fucking idiot

Jared: *keeps reading the gale story* what's weird is when your reading a story and a lemon pops up out of no where.

Lily: and I thought only Gajeel was a pervert

Jared: everyone wants them to do it and have kids anyways. *keeps reading*

Gajeel: *growls and is about to stab him*

Lily: Gajeel don't.