Jared: so I'm guessing this is Gajeel logic.

Gajeel: gihihi. Yes.

Jared: stupid.

Jared: anyone else thinks that rogue is gajeels and levy's kid while sting is natsus and Lucys kid?

Gajeel: no.

Jared: I bet it's a secret message from hiro that he ships nalu and gale.

Gajeel: probably. Gihi.

Jared: your daughter is hot.

Gajeel: *glares at you* don't you dare to fucking get near her.

Jared: I'm just saying!

Gajeel: still. Don't get near her.

Jared: soccer. Really.

Gajeel: *shrugs* yea

Jared: american football is better.

Gajeel: yea cause we get to watch you get tackled.

Jared: Fuck off!