Jared: how can a angel love a demon?

Gajeel: how can Sian like you?

Jared: -_- how can levy like you after you beat the shit out of her!

Gajeel: shut it!

Jared: well I know what's my new background picture for my phone.

Gajeel: pervert.

Jared: I read stories like these. They were good stories. Also one where levy is a Succubus demon.

Gajeel: that's enough Jared.

Jared: and you were the angel. confused how you two switched unless levy has a secret dark side 

Jared: nalu of course 

Gajeel: Gihi they just need to make babies already.

Jared: finally. Gajeel keep your hands to yourself!

Gajeel: Gihi. Oops. Hand slipped.

Jared: and you called me a pervert.