Jared: acnologia and Anna...I ship it.

Gajeel: your shipping your dad with Lucy's ancestor.

Jared: wait...what if acnologia fucked Anna and then....that means I'm somehow related to Lucy.

Gajeel: stop using your brain.

Jared: okay

Jared: maybe he wants to destroy the world cause he doesn't have a mate..... We should give him levy!

Gajeel: no! She's my mate only!

Jared: fine!

Jared: still ship it.