Jared: so you touched levy's boob

Gajeel: I didn't know!

Jared: you two need to have babies already

Gajeel: shut it!

Jared: you sure levy isn't pregnant or...

Gajeel: WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

Jared: stupid hiro.

Jared: This just looks like rape.

Gajeel: Gihee yes it does.