Jared: so she found a dog... And it turned into you.

Gajeel: great job stating the obvious. 

Jared: at least I'm not a mutt.

Gajeel: yes you are. 

Jared: levy... Can be fiesty can't she. 

Gajeel: don't underestimate her.  Her slaps hurt. A lot.

Jared: okay then. 

Jared: look she's still flat chested. 

Gajeel: *punches jared*

Jared: ow! 

Gajeel: don't make fun of her.

Jared: okay!

Jared: you sure she ain't cheating. 

Gajeel: *smacks jared* why do you look this up!?

Jared: I get bored.  And things happen.

Gajeel:*growls* Levy-McGarden