Jared: thats so me and my gf.

Gajeel: geez you can't even get up to take a shower.

Jared: why take a shower? Your going to get dirty again! Whats the fucking point!?

Gajeel: you won't smell like a hobo who lives in a dumpster!

Jared: I still take a shower four times a week.

Gajeel: sometimes you forget.

Jared: I kinda have short term memory loss.

Gajeel: I can see that!

Gajeel: woah. Gihi. Gray needs to keep his hands to himself.

Jared: Lucy must like it since she's smiling. And Gajeel you shouldn't talk. I'm pretty sure you touch levy

Gajeel: I do not!

Jared: sure you don't.

Jared: kinda shipping it.

Gajeel: I only see the stripper with the stalker.