Jared: I read this and literally just Gah.

Gajeel: dude are you okay?

Jared: I don't even know anymore.

Jared: your promised her that yet you almost died...

Gajeel: Shut it!

Jared: I said you should have gotten her pregnant before the whole war then...if you died we at least could have had a Gale baby.

Gajeel: so what I'm hearing is that you wouldn't care if I died if I got levy pregnant.

Jared: yes that's exactly what I'm saying.

Gajeel: your a dick