Jared: okay real talk here. Levy might not have much stuff on the upper part but she does have an ass.

Gajeel: -_-' this guy.

Jared: what!? You wanna fight metal brains for ditching us!

Gajeel: I was too busy beating up people.

Jared: Like who? Levy. *smirks*

Gajeel: *growls* your dead!

Jared: bring it iron breath!

*Gajeel and Jared fight*

Lily: *eating a kiwi this whole time* i womder where jared got that picture this time.