Jared: okay so new comic not sure if we shown this before but let's get started.

Gajeel: Gihee before we do I have something to say.

Jared: and that is?

Gajeel:,Levy is pregnant. Now the comics!

Jared: wait what!?

Jared: Levy is pregnant!?

Gajeel: gihee no I'm joking with you.

Jared: you got my hopes up you little son of a bitch! *strangles gajeel*