This was really fun to write. t7lks1 asked me if I wanted to try writing a one shot with their idea. This one shot takes place sometime in Arya_Skye's books the incident and the hunt. I have permission.

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Smokescreen walked through the halls with bumblebee, talking about how the kids brought over tons of new things for them to eat yesterday and how he wanted to try them. "I think they called it 'candy' it was weird, so many different colors and shapes. They said it was really good." He rambled as the entered the kitchen.

*are you sure this is okay? The kids said they wanted to save it for the weekend when they would be here the whole day* signed Bumblebee, not entirely sold on the idea.

"Sure I'm sure, besides we'll only have a little bit. Nobody will know."

Bumblebee frowned, not really feeling any better about the situation. *if you're positive* he signed reluctantly.

"Yup" he walked over to the fridge and opened the cabinet above it and pulled out a full plastic bag. "They brought it in this bag."

He opened it, and, low and behold there was the most wonderful thing that smokescreen ever laid his eyes on. A supply of candy that would put a dedicated trick-or-treater's stash to shame.

His mouth watered. If candy tasted anything like optimus' personal hoard of Oreos that he had broke into last week (Optimus still didn't know it was him) then this was going to be delicious.

Bumblebee and he reached in to the bag and each grabbed a piece. Bumblebee's said 'pop rocks' and the label on smokescreen's read 'hershey milk chocolate'

Bumblebee opened his packet and pored some of its contents into his mouth. He jumped slightly when it started to pop. The feeling was strange and foreign, but not altogether unpleasant. He quickly finished of the pack.

Meanwhile Smokescreen unwrapped his candy and took a bite out of it and instantly knew he had found something incredible. This, this chocolate was one of the most delicious things he had ever tasted. It was somewhere around the Oreo ranking.

Once they had both finished they made eye contact, nodded at each other and grabbed another piece.

Time skip brought to you by Primus himself

After about half an hour they had unknowingly devoured all the candy (almost entirely smokescreen's fault) and it was only discovered that they had done such when smokescreen reached into the bag and only felt  plastic.

He immediately looked at bee, "buy more?" He asked slightly panicking Bumblebee nodded.

Faster then a mech running away from an angry ratchet they ran to their cars, got in, and drove off to the closest store.

Time skip brought to you by (insert celebrity here)

By the time they made it back to base the kids were already there and already had a very good idea of what happened. So when smokescreen and bumblebee walked into the kitchen hoping to replace the candy that were greeted by a very unwanted sight. Every one (even Agent Fowler and June were there) was standing by the table and glaring at them.

Bumblebee, who was still able to think rationality, instantly dropped his load and pointed at Smokescreen, and signed *it was Smokescreen's idea!*

Smokescreen who was glaring at bumblebee turned his attention to the group in front off him, put a sucker in his mouth, and yelled as he ran off, "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!"

Optimus sighed, this was going to be a long day.

Yet another time skip brought to you by (insert fictional character here)

After two hours of serching for the sugar crazed Autobot they finally located him in optimus' bedroom raiding the rest of the Prime's Oreo stash. (he had run out of candy)

Smokescreen's face was covered with sticky residue from some lollipops and he was complaining that his stomach and mouth hurt, a lot.

It took Wheeljack, Bulkhead, and Optimus to drag him into the med bay. Everyone else was watching from the sidelines, the children were sympathetic, and the bots turned human were worried.

Bumblebee for his part was terrified, this could have been him. Thank Primus he had only eaten as much as he had.

Arcee on the other hand was completely disgusted. Smokescreen was a mess, he shouldn't have eaten so much. Heck, he and bumblebee shouldn't have gotten into it at all. It was his own fault for having so much.

And Optimus? Optimus was worried,  and upset that he was out of Oreos.

Everyone was brought out of their thoughts when ratchet announced, "well nothing life threatening, just a stomach ach and a chipped tooth. You'll have to go see a, what did you kids call it?"

"A dentist" was Jack's terse reply

Smokescreen's eyes widened

You'll never believe it. But, it's another time skip, but this time it's a few days difference.

Smokescreen drove his car down the road. June had helped them set up a dentist appointment, and Jack was chosen to go with him.

Smokey parked his car and got out, he was really nervous about this, and it took a lot of reassuring from Jack to get him to even enter the building.

After they checked in they sat in the chairs. Jack picked up a magazine and smokescreen just sat there, lost in thought. How bad was it going to be? Was he going to loose his tooth? Would he have to get a replacement?

He was brought out of his thoughts when an assistant called out "Smokescreen?"

Smokescreen sighed, he might as well get his death over with.

Once he got to the chair he was mentally freaking out. Jack patted him on the shoulder trying to offer some sort of reassurance as his friend climbed into the chair and laid back.

The assistant looked him over and left to get the dentist.
Once the dentist came he did a quick look over and finally said, "the only problem is a miner chip in one of your front teeth. We just need to fill it in, and you'll be good to go."

The dentist got the supplies necessary for the job and came back, Smokescreen closed his eyes and grunted quietly when he felt the tool on his tooth. It didn't hurt, but it wasn't pleasant by any means.

After it was all said and done Smokescreen was allowed to leave. As they headed out to the car Jack asked, "so, how bad was it?"

"Well it wasn't looking death in the eyes, but I still don't want to do that again."

Jack chuckled.

Oh my word, another time skip!

Smokescreen groaned as Miko came in with something in a carton.

"Aw, come on Smokey, it's ice cream! It's soft, it won't break your teeth." She coaxed

"Oh, well if that's the case, hand it over!

A collective groan was herd throughout the room.

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