Hecc, sorry for the art,,,

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Katsuki: "Any last words?" *holding a hot pink dildo to his neck*
Izuku: "Why are you like this."

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Katsuki, singing for Izuku: "I have "one" thing, "two" say, "three" words, "four" you...

Fuck you bitch."

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Izuku: "I would die for you."
Katsuki: "Nice."

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Katsuki: "I HATE YOU, YOU GODDAMN NERD! SHIT!"
Deku:
Deku:
Deku, crying: "Thanks Kacchan, I hate myself too."
Katsuki: *Quietly Whispering while holding his hand: "Come on Deku, we've talked about this."*

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Katsuki, in the phone with Deku and bleeding out from a stab wound: "And Yeah, bring an ambulance with you-"
Literally Death: "I'm here to take your soul-"
Katsuki: "-Hold on Izuku." *turns to death, glaring* could you SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'm busy DYING and you're here all UP in my BUSINESS-"

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*Katsuki, currently getting ground on by a drunk Izuku surrounded by equally drunk classmates cheering him on*
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
"So you may be wondering how exactly did I get here?"

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Katsuki, excitedly whispering to Mina: "Fuck yeah bitch, his dick was so good-"
Aizawa: "Bakugou, would you like to share it with the class?"
Katsuki: "I'm talkin' about me getting fucked."
Aizawa:
Aizawa:
Aizawa: "-anyways class,"

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*Something falls out of Izuku's gym open locker*
Katsuki: "OH??" *Picks up the condom* "HAHA. The nerd probably has a small dick! He's so fucking lucky I'm not sharing his size to the class-" *flips condom over to check the size*
*Its.. It's XL*
Katsuki:
Katsuki:
Katsuki, but softly: "What the fuck."

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