Pick Up Lines

Nico was a boy. Percy was a boy. So why was he so awestruck by him? Everyday, he was say some stupid pick up line just to see Nico blush.

Day 1

"Was it fate that we met?" "What the hades?" Nico blushed walking off glancing back every so often.

Day 2

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Percy winked as Nico's face heated up again. "Seriously?"

Day 3

"Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?" Percy asked as Nico giggled. "Not in a million years"

Day 4

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes." Percy grinned as Nico rolled his eyes blushing and burying his face in his book.

Day 5

"Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!" Percy said, his hands on his throat and pretending to choke. "You suck Jackson." Nico scowled. "And you swallow." Perseus grinned back as the smaller boy blushed a crimson red.

Day 6

"I lost my virginity... can I have yours?" The seaweed brain asked making Nico spit out his juice and stare straight into Percy's eyes. "The Fucking Fuck Percy?"

Day 7

"Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?" Percy asked as Nico looked down at himself and back at Percy. "You dirty slut." Nico muttered his cheeks red again.

Day 8

Percy sat next to Nico in the BIG house and whispered in his ear, "There's a party in my pants and you're invited." The Italian almost choked on his pomegranate seed and when he was okay again, he was a blushing mess and Percy was long gone.

Day 9

"Hey Nico-" Percy started as the boy face palmed. "No we've been over this..I'm not interested in you." he muttered as Percy grinned and slide his hand on Nico's shoulders. "Are you trying to seduce me?" he asked making Nico blush red. "No I'm not, I'm doing the opposite of that go away." he muttered hiding his red face. "Obviously you are." Percy interjected making Nico scowl. "NO I'm not, go away I-" he started as Percy jumped into Nico's arms and yelled,

"Just seduce me you son of a bitch!"

Day 10

"You must be a keyboard... Cause you're just my type." Percy's mouth gaped open as Nico smirked.

Day 11

"You're body's 65% water and I'm thirsty." Percy giggled as Nico yelled back, "Is you're body from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it!"

Day 12

"Is your name Google? Cause you're everything I'm looking for..." Percy smiled as Nico's eyes widen. For once he didn't know what to say. "Do you wanna put your mouth on my mouth?" Nico spat out. He mentally face palmed. Without warning he was kissed by Percy. 'I may be strong, but I'm not strong enough to resist you....'

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