You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring
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You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl
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I have a feeling that you like trouble
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I have a feeling that you're trouble
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I'm sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Gandhi
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Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.
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I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics
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Sup Tinderella
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Finally I found a Girl like you
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I've had a crush on you for years
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You shall be my Wife
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Prettiest smile I've seen on Tinder
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I'm not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you're thinking about twenty years from now.
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When our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them?
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What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
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What's your favorite tv show from your childhood?

What's one thing you can't live without?
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Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
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Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAERITTO.
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You don't know how many times I've had to swipe left to find you
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