#1 Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

#2 Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

#3 Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you. [Read: 9 hot blowjob secrets to drive him wild with desire]

#4 Nice shirt! What’s it made out of, boyfriend material?

#5 If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

#6 Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

#7 Those are some nice pants! Mind if I test the zipper?

#8 You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

#9 You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it. [Read: 18 girl on top tips to make sex a lot sexier!]

#10 Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.

#11 I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

#12 Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.

#13 Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you. [Read: Sexy strip tease 101: How to strip for your man like a pro]

#14 I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

#15 You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.

#16 *Asks your name* They call me “The Truth,”� because quite frankly, people just can’t handle me 😉

#17 If I would’ve known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini.

#18 Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight. [Read: 7 sexiest types of sex you can ever have!]

#19 You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

#20 You look familiar. Have we had sex before? *No* Well, we should.

#21 Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.

#22 Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it. [Read: Why men watch porn instead of their woman in bed]

#23 *What’s your name?* My name is _______, but you can call me tonight.

#24 You know what would look really good on you? *What?* Me.

#25 Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

#26 Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.

#27 I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

#28 Let’s play Titanic! When I say “iceberg,”� you go down. [Read: 12 sexy ways to make him go down on you without a push]

#29 Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

#30 You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

#31 Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1. [Read: Why the 69 position isn’t all it’s cracked up to be]

#32 Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

#33 Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, if you’ll be my 9.

#34 Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

#35 We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you. [Read: How to ride a man and look sexy doing it!]

#36 Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, and then you’ll nail me.

#37 Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.

#38 Is it hot in here or is it just you?

#39 I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans 😉

#40 Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.