Pick up lines
Romantic pick up lines
Girls love a guy who's in touch with his feelings and isn't afraid to show them.
So go on, reveal your romantic and sensitive side with these romantic pick up lines that are sure to melt her heart...
If you stood in front of the mirror and held up eleven red roses you would see twelve of the most beautiful things you could ever see.
Wouldn't it be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine?
I love you with all my circle, not my heart.
Because hearts break, but circles go on forever.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Do you have a map?
I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Hi, I'm writing a book on the finer things of life and I was wondering if I could interview you?
I wrote your name in the sky; a cloud removed that.
I wrote your name in the sand; the wind blew that away.
I wrote your name in my heart; nothing can remove that.
You are the reason that men fall in love.
I'll be yours forever.
Just tell me when to start.
If you were a tear drop I would never cry for fear of losing you.
I'm sorry - I don't know your name.
Can I just call you mine?
I think the gaps between my fingers were meant for yours.
I think there's something in your eye...
Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how beautiful you look.
How can other people love when I'm using the world's supply on you?
Why would I want to look at the stars when I can look in your eyes?
If beauty were time, you would be forever.
When I think of you I smile, and when I smile I think of you.
I don't know if it's the thinking that makes me smile or the smile that keeps me thinking.
All I know is I'm always thinking of you and smiling.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked by.
You're eyes are like the sunset.
Beautiful, inspiring... and hard to turn away from.
My heart forgets to beat the moment I see you.
Is your Dad in jail?
Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
If God made anything more perfect than you, he must have kept it to himself.
I just want you to know that when I picture myself happy, it's with you.
You are my compass.
Without you I'm lost.
If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
In a field full of flowers, you are a perfect rose.
When God made you he was showing off.
They say honesty is the best policy, so I have to tell you that you're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
Your eyes are so beautiful I just keep getting lost.
Are you lost, Ma'am?
Because heaven is a long way from here.
The only flaw in your entire body is your lips - they're not touching mine.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my heart.
I think you must have it.
Corny pick up lines
Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart.
Nice legs.
What time do they open?
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Vogue just called...
They want to put you on the cover.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
They say a girl's best friend are her legs.
But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
Hey pretty lady, I know Klingon, and tonight I'm going Klingon to you!
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
Was your dad king for a day?
He must have been to make a princess like you.
I've lost my teddy bear!
Can I sleep with you instead?
Your lips look so lonely....
Would they like to meet mine?
There's something wrong with my cell phone...
It doesn't have your number in it.
My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.
Your ass is so nice that it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Those are nice jeans...
Do you think I could get in them?
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized...
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Was your father a mechanic?
No? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.
Sorry, I can't hold on...
I've already fallen for you.
Was your father a thief?
Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Secret Service, ma'am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.
Was your Dad in the Air Force?
Because you're da bomb.
I lost my keys...
Can I check your pants?
You're so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Do you work at the post office?
Because I see you checking out my package.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
Was your dad a farmer?
Because you sure have great melons.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...
Wanna help prove him wrong?
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Was your Dad a baker?
Because you've got a nice set of buns.
You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
Was you father an alien?
Because there's nothing else like you on Earth.
Hey baby, wanna sharpen my pencil?
What are you doing for the rest of your life?
Because I want to spend it with you.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
Would you help me with my math homework?
I think I know a formula. You have to add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and pray you don't multiply if I am correct.
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