Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
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Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
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Save water, shower with a friend!
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I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
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Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
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Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?
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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
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Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
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I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
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I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
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Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
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If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

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If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
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I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
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I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
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I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don't let me die!
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How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
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I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?
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Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?
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Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
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Hey baby. Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
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Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
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He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We've established what kind of woman that you are, we're just haggling over the price.
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Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
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Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
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Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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F**k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
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Fuck me if i'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?.
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
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Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
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Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
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Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
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Excuse me,
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Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?
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If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
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Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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Didn't I do your sister?
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Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
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Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
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Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
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Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
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Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
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Darn girl you even look good with the lights on!
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Be unique and different, say yes.
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Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
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Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted.
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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
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Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
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Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i'd sure like to pikachu!!
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Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!
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Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
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(Approach a group of women) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
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(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
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(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
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[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
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Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?
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