cheesy pick up lines

Please call the ambulance, your beauty is killing me!

If you were a sea I would swim in you forever.

"I have a boyfriend" -well you
Look like the kind of girl who
Could use two

Are you Cinderella? Cause' I see
That dress coming off at mid-
Night!

Baby you make my palms sweaty
Knees week, arms spaghetti!

You dropped somethin! What?
(Point at the ground) your
Standards

You look like my mom!
You just have to get what this means 😂

I saw you girls over there and
Just wanna let you guys know
I'm taken

You wanna know what's big?
(Pause) my house you weirdo!

Are you a magician? Because
Whenever I look at you everyone
Else disappears.

(Take a photo of her) I want to
Show my mom what my next
Girlfriend looks like

I have to show you the prettiest
Girl I've ever seen. (Show phone
With front cam)

Your ass is so nice that its a shame that you have to sit on it

Your daddy must be a drug
Dealer, cause you're dope.

You must be jelly, cause jam
Don't shake like that

Sorry, I can't hold on...i've already fallen for you

You must be a  thief because you stole my heart from
Across the room.

Your are so fine, I wish I could
Plant you and grow a whole
Field of you!

You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid
Of commitment...want to help
Prove him wrong?

you know i wanna go in you wine cabinet and pull you out a stiff one

was your dad king for a day? he must a been to make a princess like you

was that an earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

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