Roses are red violets are blue, I can't rhyme but can I date you?
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My doctor says i'm lacking Vitamin U
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Are you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
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Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
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Are you from Russia? 'Cause you're russian my heart rate!
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what's up?
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Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.
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You make me wish I weren't gay!
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You look like trash, may I take you out?
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You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
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You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
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You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
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What is long and hard, and right behind you?
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What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
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Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
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Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
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Will you marry me for just one night?
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With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
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Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
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What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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Were do you hide your wings?
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What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
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The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor.
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This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
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Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
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Save water, shower with a friend!
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I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
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My name's [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.