He : Can I buy you a drink?

She : Actually, I would rather have the money.

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He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

She : Sorry, I am having headache this weekend.

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He : Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.

She : Okay, Go out.

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He: I think I could make you happy.

She: Why? Are you leaving?

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He: Shall we go see a movie?

She: Actually, I have already seen it.

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He: Where have you been all my life?

She: Hiding from you.

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He: Haven't I seen you some place before?

She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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