(y/n) - your name

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"You were that bitch." Allison sneers lowly when she remembers the phone call and I glare at her as the boys look at us both in shock. Well some of them for me.

"Oh ho ho ho. You really gonna stoop low to name-calling like a child." I growl lowly, rolling the blazer sleeves up my arms she was ready to go. "You really wanna go? You really wanna go at me right now?" I stand up, stepping towards Allison. "Shit is really gonna go down once I take this blazer off! Your rumour won't do jack shit if you can't see me!" I hiss out while Klaus was translating everything I was saying this entire time back to Allison and the others who couldn't see or hear me.

"GIRLFRIEND FIGHT!" Klaus yells out after, Allison and I in stance off in a fighting position as Five throws the stolen empty coffee cup away he had chugged.

"Come at me bitch! I dare you! I fucking dare you." Luther suddenly moves to hold Allison back from me and Five holds me back from his sister, trapping my arms to my side. "I'll fucking shank you in the back with my fucking fork bitch!"

"Ok, enough of that now." he suddenly throws me over his shoulder and I try to break free from his grip but he holds my thighs tight.

"Five! Put me down now!" I yell at him, turning to Allison and swinging my fists at her. "I'm not done with you! You don't say shit about Vanya and get away with it!" I scream out as Five walks away from the living room, carrying me upstairs with Klaus still translating everything for me, the little assassin carrying me upstairs away from his family. I kick and punch his back, yelling at him to put me down.

"As much as I would like to see you try to kick some ass, that's still my sister." Five chuckles lowly, setting me down on my feet when we step into his bedroom. I huff out, crossing my arms in front of my chest and he just laughs in amusement. "You good now?" He holds me by my shoulders and I let out a big breath to calm down.

"Yeah, I'm good. Let's go back down. We gotta tell them what we found out." We walk back down to the living room and I pass Five his blazer back as we step into the room.

"So the apocalypse is in 3 days." He announces to his family and I walk towards Klaus as he stood by the alcohol cupboard, stealing a bottle of vodka while Five gave his speech.

I need to chill out.

"The only chance we have to save our world is, well, us." He glances at me when he said that.

"The Umbrella Academy."

"Oh my god Luther said the show name..." I mumble to myself with such disinterest, guzzling down the burning liquid of straight alcohol. I wince from the taste but sigh out from the heat.

Sweet relief.

"Yeah, but with me, obviously. So if y'all don't get your sideshow acts together and get over yourselves, we're screwed!"

"Oh my god Five said y'all, y'all..." I snicker as he rolls his eyes at me, holding out a hand to me so I could pass him a bottle of whiskey and I do.

"Who cares if dad messed us up? Are we gonna let that define us? No."

"Preach sister." I grumble into my cup and Klaus snorts out the alcohol he was drinking, holding in his laughter and choking but that doesn't phase his smaller brother. 

"And to give us a fighting chance to see next week, we've come back with a lead." Five takes out the note from his pocket, handing it to Allison. "We know who's responsible for the apocalypse."

"Harold Jenkins?"

"Who the hell is Harold Jenkins?" Diego asks, the other Hargreeves siblings confused over who the hell this person is.

"A psycho asshole is who he is..." I clear my throat quietly. 

"This is who we have to stop but (y/n) and I already took care of that." Five explains and Klaus looks at me.

"How?"

"Five sent out Hazel and Cha-Cha after Harold Jenkins to kill him off. Even after I told him not to." I respond to the lanky brother, glaring over at Five who just shrugs and Klaus repeats what I said.

"What do you mean?" Luther asks, looking around the room for me.

"Five was supposed to get those two bozos to kill each other off. Not kill Jenkins. He not only changed a whole sequence of events that are supposed to happen, but now even I don't know how it's going to affect the apocalypse. At this point, I'm as clueless as you now." I sigh out and everyone looks at Five, yelling at him at the same time after Klaus translated for me again.

"Why did you do that Five!?"

"Getting Hazel and Cha-Cha to go after him gives us a better chance to stop him if we went after him too!"

"Yeah well now that you changed the route of this universe, I should probably tell you that Jenkins doesn't personally set off the apocalypse." Five and Klaus look at me in confusion as the others just look worried from their brother's facial expressions, not hearing me. "He's not the cause. He's the fuse."

"Are you fucking kidding me right now?" Five grumbles in annoyance that he didn't find who was going to directly cause the apocalypse. "So we have to find him. And we have to do it now."

"Wait, are Vanya and Leonard here?" I whisper lowly and Klaus nods.

"Yeah, Vanya just left cause we didn't include her in our family meeting." I whip my head towards Allison and she visibly shudders, looking around for me.

"Everyone, don't say shit until Leonard leaves." Klaus translates and everyone shuts up, waiting since they thought he already left with Vanya but apparently not. 

Leonard soon walks past, holding his jacket. "Sorry, just left my jacket here." He quickly leaves and I narrow my eyes at him knowing he heard us talk about his real name since Allison was a loudmouth.

"You know what, I'm just gonna tell you who Harold Jenkins is. Everythings changed now and I'm just about done with everything." I point out to the doorway Leonard walked past. "Mr. Peabody is Jenkins." Five, Klaus and Ben look at me with wide eyes before they all start yelling at me.

"WHAT!?" Five quickly teleports outside and Klaus tells the others what I said.

"He's gone! He was under our noses this entire time!" The Boy teleports back and yells at me, grabbing me by my shoulders and shaking me back and forth. "Why didn't you tell us!?"

"You know why! Now stop shaking me! I will puke on you." he quickly lets me go and steps away from me. "Now that we know who our target is, let's stop wasting time 'cause I ain't dying today! So now, Imma spoil a whole lot of shit and pray that I don't destroy this universe." I put my hands together-even though I wasn't religious at all. "Please for the love of god don't kill us all." I mumble out, preparing myself for catastrophe. "Context: Harold Jenkins is not directly responsible for causing the apocalypse but he's the fuse that fires off the direct cause. The reason Five and I-" I point to him while he was translating for me to the rest of his family who can't hear me. "-the lunatics in masks that attacked the house were sent by the Commission to stop Five from coming back here to stop the end of the world. The Commission is Fives old work, and his former employers sent those masked lunatics to protect Harold Jenkins, hence the message. Got it?" The rant was done and everyone looks down at the message in confusion before they all start talking over each other.

I pace and pinch the bridge of my nose in annoyance until Five snaps at them. "Shut up and sit down!" They all quieten down.

"Thank you." I say to Five and he nods, turning back to the family so I could spoil their life for them. I take in a deep breath, pointing to Luther. "Your dad lied to you about the moon mission. There was no mission. He sent you out there to give you a purpose after he turned you ape and scarred you for life."

I point at Klaus who was sweating and groaning in pain. "You were supposed to sober up so you can conjure Dave but you die and go to heaven while trying to find Luther who is high as fuck. God lets you see your dad and he tells you he killed himself to bring the family back together. Grace and Pogo helped him and you come back to life 'cause God hates you."

I look at Allison, trying to think of what to tell her but nothing important really happens to her. "Luther was supposed to sleep with a girl and your relationship with him is on hold even though you love each other. You also lose your voice."

I look at Diego, sighing softly. "You do right by Patch, honouring her." I finally look at Five, tilting my head to try and think of something for him. "You know what, you're staying secret." He glares at me as I grin at him. Everyone just looks depressed after my speech, sitting down at random spots and letting my words sink in before they all start talking at once again, yelling at me.

"Do you have any idea how insane this all sounds!? A talking ghost girl and now this!?" Allison scoffs and Five grits his teeth.

"You know what else is insane? I look like an 18-year-old young adult! Klaus talks to the dead and Luther thinks he's fooling everybody with that overcoat!"

"Oh, he did not just go there!" I gasp at the burn.

"Everything about us is insane. It always has been."

"He's got a point there..." Klaus agrees with Five.

"We didn't choose this life, we're just living it." I wince at his remark, rubbing my arms knowing another kind of truth to their lives.

"But the last time we tried to stop it, we all died. Why is this time any different? Why shouldn't I go home to my daughter?" Allison butts in.

"Because this time, I'm here. (Y/n) is here." Five looks at me and I notice how he was holding onto his stomach making me panic. "We have the name of the man who is somewhat responsible.

"Five-"

"-guys, we actually have the chance of saving the lives of billions of people! Including Claire." He cuts me off to continue his speech and he knows he got his sister on his side.

"You know her name?"

"I do, and I'd like to live long enough to meet her..." his response was so soft and I hesitantly reach out to hold his arms, keep him up on his feet. "I understand that this is a lot to take in but we really need to go get Jenkins." Five hisses when he was about to walk off towards the front door but I pull him away.

"Yeah no. We gotta get that bullet out of you first." I tug him up the stairs and towards Grace who was sitting down in front of her paintings all good and new, besides her sewn hand.

"Five dear, what seems to be the problem?" She gets up immediately when she senses us and I quickly pull his shirt up, revealing his bloody stomach.

"What the fuck (y/n)!?" He growls at me with bright pink pinks, tugging his shirt back down but just shrug with a cheeky smile.

"Oh, dear. We need to get that out of you this instance!" I hold Five up by his shoulders, letting him lean onto me as we walked to his bedroom.

"You didn't need to do that." He hisses as we followed Grace, gently setting him down on his bed.

"I'm just trying to speed things along here. Plus I'm not letting you go hunting just to collapse and faint in front of me."

"Awe, you're worried about me." Five smirks at me, wincing when Grace starts to fix his wound.

"Of course, I would be!" I throw my hands in the air, exasperated and he reaches out for me when I start pacing next to his bed with worry.

"I'll be fine. Don't worry (y/n). I'll be up and kicking ass in no time." I roll my eyes playfully while I let him hold my arm to pull me closer, pulling me to sit down on his bed beside him as he gives me a soft smile.

"I'm always going to worry about you. Especially when you pull these kinds of stunts." I poke Five's stomach and he swats my hand away. "You've gone through so much shit. Things that no one should ever go through." I sigh out, leaning my back on the headboard as he shifts and lays his head on my lap.

"Well, we can't help what happens in our lives." I hum out, agreeing as I casually run my fingers softly through his hair.

"Yeah, I didn't expect to wind up in another universe and befriend my favourite Hargreeves sibling. The intelligent but sarcastic asshole of a boy who also has a caring and soft side for his family." Five chuckles softly, holding my left hand as I continued to run my fingers through his hair.

"And I didn't expect to meet a weird ghost girl from another universe who happens to know the future. A sassy and alcoholic but a kind-hearted soul of a girl who is beautiful inside and out." he whispers softly almost to himself, kissing the back of my hand that he held tightly and slowly nods off to sleep after Grace patched him up.

I couldn't help my cheeks heating up, a warm and bubbly feeling filled my chest as I smiled brightly. My heart was racing all of a sudden as Five slept while hugging my hand. He had a soft smile on his face as I brushed his hair away from his face, brushing my thumb over his cheek.

Why do I feel like this all of a sudden?

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