(y/n) - your name

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"Like I said to your son earlier, any information about the prosthetics we build is strictly confidential." Lance, which was the name of the guy in the lab coat, says as Klaus and Five sat opposite him at his desk in his office. I was leaning against the table with my arms crossed, just blatantly staring at Five and his freaking adorable dimples.

He ignores my staring and stands up, slamming his hands on the table. "Well, we can't get consent if you don't give us a name." he glares at Lance behind me, knowing the guy was acting like a smug asshole in his little glass office. Five leaned against the table, being much closer to me and I was able to get a closer look at his adorable dimple. I had the strongest urge to just poke it!

I hear Klaus suddenly snicker lightly behind his hand and I come back from spacing out to notice that I actually was poking Five's dimple, not just dreaming about it! My eyes widen and I notice his eyes twitching, trying not to break out of character and yell at me for touching him but I couldn't help it! He would look like a crazy person yelling at the air if he did that.

"I fucking love your dimple... It's so deep and so cute!" I break out in a grin, raising both hands to poke Five's cheeks at the same time. He glances at me in annoyance, his ears turning pink as I poked his cheeks softly.

"And what about my consent." Klaus says as he comes back to the present from whatever world his mind travelled to and Five quickly steps back away from me, shooting a quick glare at me before looking at his brother.

"Excuse me?" Lance asks in confusion.

"Who gave you permission...to lay your hands...on my son?" I grin as my favourite scene comes around and Five looks at me and Klaus weirdly since I was reciting the same words as him.

"What?" Five and Lance asks in confusion.

"You heard me."

"I didn't touch your son."

"Oh, really? Well, then how did he get that swollen lip, then?" Klaus stands up, smiling at Lance.

"He doesn't have a swollen-"

"-oh shit!" I wince behind my hand as Klaus' hand collides against Five's face, his head snapping to the side after the loud smack. "Now I know that had to hurt. Klaus must've put everything in that slap." I chuckle and The Boy turns to glare at me as he wipes the blood off his face.

"This is what you were waiting for, wasn't it." he mumbles under his breath for me and I shrug with an amused smile.

"Maybe, maybe not." I lean forward and wipe the blood off his chin, chuckling softly as Five raises a brow at me before turning back to Lance and Klaus.

"I want it. Name, please. Now." his brother pushes, scaring Lance.

"You're crazy."

Klaus laughs, smiling eerily. "You got no idea." he then looks down at the snow globe on the table and I jump up, chanting.

"Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it!"

"'Peace on Earth'. That's so sweet." Five looks at me like I've lost my mind but I continue watching until Klaus smashes the globe on his head.

"Yes, baby! He did it!" I yell out.

"I don't think I should be around you two." Five mumbles with slight fear in his eyes, taking a step back away from me while Klaus groans out in pain before snatching the phone from Lance.

"There's been an assault... in Mr Big's office and we need security, now. Schnell!" he screams into the phone, dropping it after on the table with another pained groan.

"That was absolutely beautiful." I wipe away a fake tear, clapping for Klaus as he grins at me, bowing.

"How, here's what's gonna happen... in about 60 seconds, two security guards are gonna burst through that door, and they're gonna see a whole lot of blood..." Five finally realises the plan Klaus had, smirking at Lance and I raise a brow at him as he glances in my direction.

"Not bad for a man-child constantly on drugs." I say. "You have to be proud of him now huh?" I ask Five and he thinks it over with a nod.

"And they're gonna wonder, 'What the hell happened?' and we're gonna tell them that you..." Klaus cries. "beat the shit out of us." he sobs dramatically before smiling and going blank-faced as the scene ends.

I clap continuously for his amazing performance. "Encore, encore!" I cheer out.

"You're gonna do great in prison, Grant... Little piece of chicken like you. Oh, my god..." Klaus groans as he moves his hips. "you're gonna get passed around like a..." I bite down on my lower lip, trying not to laugh so hard while Five scrunches his face in disgust.

"Trust Klaus to know since he's probably the one that actually passes the new guys around." I snicker as his face goes red when he understands what I meant and his lanky brother winks at me.

"Jesus, you're a real sick bastard."

"Thank you." Klaus nods, spitting out some glass and Five just looks so damn proud of his brother. Lance hastily gets up from his seat and we follow him out, The Boy holding the door for me before heading to a door to another room that had rows of cabinets.

Lance takes us to one and opens it up to sift through the files before taking one out, reading the file. "Oh, that's strange." he looks at the file in confusion.

"What?" Five asks as I jump on the table and sit on it with him standing next to me. I was absolutely bored out of my mind, kicking my legs back and forth and waiting for the scene to move forward.

"Uh, the eye. It hasn't been purchased by a client yet." Lance says and Klaus furrows his brows as he jumps down from the cabinet he was sitting on top of to look at the file himself.

"What? What do you mean?"

"Well, uh, our logs-" Klaus was circling Lance like prey and the man stuttered. "-say that the eye with that serial number-this can't be right... It hasn't even been manufactured yet. Where did you get that eye?" Lance asks and Five glares up at me, absolutely furious.

"You knew didn't you." he hisses softly and I nod slowly.

"But like I said, I can't tell you what happens. Me being here is too much for your universe already." I say and he grinds his jaw, towering over me with dark eyes before he slams the cabinet and storms off. I let out my breath I didn't know I was holding before jumping down from the cabinet and running off after the brothers. We ride the elevators back down to the ground floor, walking outside the building to the car that was waiting for us on the street.

"What's the big deal with this eye, anyway?" Klaus asks me as Five storms off to the car.

His little brother whirls around with annoyance that he had come to a dead end of the one lead he had. "There is someone out there who's going to lose an eye in the next seven days. They're gonna bring about the end of life on this Earth as we know it." Five stalks up to me, anger pulsating from him in waves and I step back in fright. "And you know how to stop it but won't even tell me who it is!" he hisses softly before brushing past me to start pacing.

"Yeah, can I get that 20 bucks, like, now, or what?" Klaus asks, not giving two shits about the situation unless it was about his next high. His brother turns to glare at the lanky man and I sigh in relief that I wasn't his main aim of fury anymore.

Count on Klaus to take the fall for you if he knows it or not.

"Your twenty bucks?"

"Yeah, my twenty bucks."

"The apocalypse is coming, and all you can think about is getting high!?"

"Well, I'm also quite hungry."

Actually same. I haven't eaten since yesterday!

"You're useless. You're all useless!"

"Heard that one too many times in my life." I peace sign to Klaus and he chuckles.

"Oh, come on. You need to lighten up, old man." Klaus says, suddenly gasping like he came up with the greatest idea on the planet. "I've just realised why you're so uptight. You must be horny as hell! You need someone to help you loosen up!"

"I can volunteer for that." I nonchalantly raise a hand and smirk at Five as he sputters out with pink cheeks when I grab his arm and start pulling him along.

"There you go! No both of you go behind that alleyway and make out like animals." Klaus exclaims, shoving us both towards the back of the building but Five quickly teleports away from us.

"Enough!" the tips of his ears were red and I chuckle.

"Chill my guy, we're joking." Five blinks at me.

"Oh..."

OH!?

My own cheeks flare red and Klaus smirks at me, skipping towards his brother who tries to push him away. He whispers something to the physically younger brother before he teleports away from us both.

"I knew that asshole would leave without me." I grumble out as I cross my arms when I see Five teleport inside an incoming taxi that drives past us. He waves goodbye to us and I sigh out at the fact I was left alone in a city I didn't know my way around.

Great...

"Hey, what about my money!?" Klaus yells out at his brother.

I stop him before he could run after the taxi. "Klaus, did you actually think Five had any kind of money on him ever since he got back?" he stops and realises that he was duped into doing his brother's bidding. I stretch my arms above my head, yawning as I start walking off to god knows where.

"Wait Crazy! Where are you going!?" Klaus pouts as I wave goodbye to him.

"Shopping!" I yell back out, looking for something to eat.

I munch on a sandwich I was eating, walking around the now dark shopping mall I was wandering around in. I had waited for someone to open the door for me and just waited around until it closed for the night, people soon walking out to leave me here. I just wandered into a random empty clothes store, looking at the various clothes and trying to decide on what to wear. I had to change out of my bloody hoodie and track pants. I picked out something warm to wear with some chain cargo pants, a black shirt and a leather jacket to change into.

I didn't bother walking all the way to the other side of the department to the changing rooms since no one could actually see me and there was no one here anyway. I took off my clothes, leaving myself in my underwear and quickly put the cargo pants on since I was freezing from how bloody cold it was. I picked up the shirt after I put the cargo pants on when I suddenly hear something behind me.

"(y/n)?" I quickly turn around and I see Five staring at me with wide eyes when he emerged from behind the clothes rack, quickly covering my chest with a loud gasp and I turn my back to him. 

"Five! Turn around for fucks sake!" I scream at him and he yells out multiple apologies while he turns around, covering his eyes and I quickly put my shirt on.

"I'm so sorry (y/n)! I didn't know you were here!" I toss on the leather jacket and zip it up, lacing my boots after before grabbing hold of my clothes in my arms.

"Done..." I clear my throat and Five slowly turns around, peeking his eyes open slowly and he sighs in relief.

His face was beet red and he was looking at everything but me. "I was looking for Dolores... I didn't mean to come up behind you like that."

"I know. It's ok." he looks at me bashfully and nods, walking off as I follow him. I grab a bag and stuff my clothes in it as we walked around the store looking for the mannequin. We finally find her and I let him have his moment with her while I walked around a little more to ease my boredom.

"NO!" Five suddenly screams out and the next thing I know, I get shoved to the ground when a rain of bullets ricochets above me. "(y/n)!" I groan out in slight pain and open my eyes to see Five hovering above me. "Are you ok!?" His worried face was extremely close to mine and his eyes danced over me as he held my shoulders. I was trying to calm down my rapidly beating heart from how close he was, just nodding until he quickly got up off me and pulled me up against his chest. He held me tightly and the familiar blue light swarms us both until we were somewhere else away from the people trying to kill Five.

"Five-"

"-you need to get out of here!" the panicked boy teleported away, probably to grab his lover as Hazel and Cha-Cha roam the store looking for him.

"Well, shit."

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