(y/n) - your name

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I was walking with Five through the park while he held me to his side with his arm around my waist, his thumb mindlessly drawing shapes on my skin as he tried to think about everything that was going on. I was still paranoid about the moving darkness that seemed to be creeping up on me and I was terrified of what this thing was, but I was glad to be with him right now. All of that just faded away as he kissed the top of my head making me blush.

"Sweetheart, are you sure you're ok? You're all rigid?" My little assassin asks and I try to relax, nodding but he holds my chin and lifts my head to look at him. "(Y/n)." He furrows his brows.

"I'm fine, Five. I'm ok. Let's just get back to the family before they start fighting." He nods and leads me back to his siblings. We all started walking off together, Five leading the way which quickly agitated Allison.

"What are we doing?" She threw her hands up in defeat as the people around us in the park gave us strange looks.

"Ruminating." My boyfriend replies back, holding me close when Allison gets closer to us.

"Thinking deeply right?" I mutter to him and he nods.

"To think deeply about something, yes." he gives me the definition and I give him the ok sign in understanding.

My cute little living breathing dictionary.

"Why is everyone staring at us?" Klaus asks.

"Because we look like the damn Village People just lost a fight." Diego snaps at Klaus, stealing his cowboy hat and the brothers start fighting like little children.

"You two, enough!" I hiss out, breaking their fight and snatching the hat back from Diego to pass it back to Klaus who had his tongue out to mock his brothers. "Behave!" They both pout in silence while my little assassin snickers softly.

Allison goes on about needing to find Claire, glaring at me and I sneer back at her. "I need to go find my daughter because of someone fucking up with the timeline!"

"Enough!" Five hisses as he pulls me behind him, glaring at her sister.

"Hey, Allison, no. First, let's get somewhere safe, clean up those cuts, and then we'll go find her." Vanya says. "She's here somewhere. Maybe living somewhere else but we can find her."

"Man, I hate those guys." I look over at Luther to see him glaring at something and I look up to what he was looking at to see these bigass building posters of the Sparrows.

"Holy fucking shit, these guys are more famous than you!" I gasp out, not remembering seeing this kind of advertising in the first season for The Umbrellas. "I mean they got huge billboards!"

"Look at 'em with their... stupid smug..." Klaus was trying to get Luther to swear or something. 

"You can do it. You can do it."

"Smugness!"

Klaus sighs, patting his brother's shoulder. "Keep working on it, big guy. You'll land one, eventually."

Allison speaks up, gaining everyone's attention. "But honestly, what are we doing? We can't stand here bleeding out in this park."

"I don't know, but we better gear up fast before they come for round two." Diego says and I raise a brow at him.

"What makes you think they'll come after us?" Vanya and I ask.

"Because I would."

"Wow, Diego. Such a nice brother." I roll my eyes as I cross my arms from his response. I was just so tired and these fucking bandages were really irritating me.

"Yeah, we did break into their house-"

"-our house." Allison corrects Klaus but he continues anyway.

"Bust up all their nice antiques and shit."

"Yeah. I don't think the crime-fighting... super nerds are gonna let that go." Luther brings my attention back into the conversation while Five looks down at me worryingly since the bandages were getting soaked.

"Let's just think of some place off the radar where we can lie low and not draw attention quickly. (y/n) needs to rest now." the others nod in agreement and I lean into my boyfriend, feeling more and more exhausted. "Hey, hey. Are you alright?" He holds me up with a soft whisper, carefully cradling my cheek to look at him.

"Yeah... I'm fine Five. I just-these bandages are getting really itchy it's pissing me off-" I freeze when I hear whispering again and I look over his shoulder to see a shadowy figure flash past my eyes before disappearing. "Guys, can we please fucking find a place? I don't care where!" the others jump at my outburst.

"What kind of a weird-ass place are we not gonna draw attention?" Diego says and everyone pauses before we all look at Klaus who is just dancing in the background.

Klaus I love you baby but seriously...

"The fuck is this place? Why have I never seen this building before?" I gasp in surprise when I look at the building in front of me while Five helped me out of the Uber, him holding me up gently by my arms but frowning at me with worry. He was the only one who knew about all of this being a show that I watched. You know, with him eavesdropping on my conversation with Reggie and all.

"This is season 3 then? You really don't know what's going on?" my little assassin whispers to me and I shake my head no, both of us walking towards the building called Hotel Obsidian with the rest of the family. I look up at the extremely tall building, almost breaking my neck from how high it was until my boyfriend tugs me to keep walking. I raise a brow when I see the Umbrella kids all trying to fight to squeeze through one of the spinning door things.

I don't know what they're called ok.

I pull Five to the other empty and perfectly fine door, walking out of the spinning doors and into the hotel foyer while the family all argued with each other until they shoved through. "There were two entrances by the way." my little assassin and I point out to the doors we went through, the both of us raising a brow at our family.

"Oh, Hotel Obsidian. I missed you, you slutty old dame. Absorb her. Absorb her into your bosom." Klaus says and I snicker, wondering if he absolutely lost the last brain cell he had.

Sweet sweet Klaus, has he been going nuts on the drinking?

I let Klaus ramble on about the history of the hotel while I go explore it a little, looking at the strange interior decoration of the place. My boyfriend immediately teleports to me, holding my shoulders gently to stop me. "You shouldn't be walking around too much." he starts taking me back to his family despite my pouting and he chuckles, tapping my chin up affectionately.

"You'll have plenty of time to explore. After you're all healed sweets." I flush, leaning my head on his shoulders. Allison goes off to find a phone and my boyfriend takes me to the front desk. "This place is weird." he mutters and I agree. 

Once we reach the front I ring the bell. "How can I help you young miss?" the old man, whoever this was, asks.

"Hi sorry, um how much is a room?" I ask, looking around for prices but I don't see any.

"$10 a room per night."

Goddamn, is it really that cheap?

What happened? Does this business not know about inflation or are they stuck in the past?

You know what, I'm not gonna complain.

The family comes around to the front desk, Diego and Luther petting the cute pug next to me as Klaus asks for his usual suite but Chet-who I learned was the name of the old guy-doesn't recognise him. "Please stop scaring my dog." the boys back off the puppy immediately.

"I'm sorry about them but we need a couple of rooms please." I ask and Chet smiles warmly at me.

"Super. And how will we be paying today?" He places a place card in front of me saying 'Cash Up Front' and we all freeze realising we don't exactly have money on us right now. Everyone scrambles to feel their pockets for something, taking out random shit in their hands.

"Condoms!?" I whisper, staring up at Klaus who winks at me and I roll my eyes. "You know what, I'm not surprised." he suddenly passes some to Five and I burn red. "Klaus!" he snickers, my little assassin pocketing the condoms." Five!" I hiss lowly and he smirks at me, kissing my cheek.  

"Put the knife away." Luther shoves Diego's hand away and I look down at what my boyfriend had in his hands which were... I don't actually know what he had in his hand and Vanya has sweets.

She's so cute carrying candy around like an adorable little granny!

I'm sorry! It's just too cute!

"Really, none of yous have any sort of cash on you? Do you really rely on your dad to pamper you guys?" I sigh out and everyone glares at me.

"I don't see you contributing." Diego raises a brow at me and I stick my tongue at him.

"Wait." I stopped Luther before he could give his watch away, looking at Five. "Do you think you can take me to your room back home."

"(y/n), no! They could be-"

"-I'll be quick I swear!" He purses his lips before taking hold of my hand. "We'll be right back with the payment." I tell Chet and my boyfriend teleports us to the metal balcony outside his window. We both creep down low, peering through the window to see that it was empty.

"(y/n), you shouldn't-"

"-just inside, please. I need to grab my bag from inside." my little assassin sighs in defeat and squeezes my hand before teleporting us inside. We held our breath, making sure to not make any sort of sound to alert the Sparrows that we were in their house.

"Quick." Five mumbles out and I creep to my bag, hoping to not make any creaking noises as I grab it. I opened it up to check that all my stuff was in there including my phone, my laptop and my wallet.

"Ok, let's go!" I whisper, rushing to take his hand and he teleports us back outside the hotel. "Well fuck that was close." I breathe out, taking my phone from my bag and smiling. "Thank god I have my card here!" I had my license and my credit card in a card holder on the back of my phone, looking up to search for ATMs. This is 2019, so obviously, there would be. I found one and I headed to it, hoping that my card would work when I put it in the reader. "Oh, please work, please work." my boyfriend watches with curiosity and I let out a breath of relief when the machine accepts my card. "How much do you think we need?" I ask Five and he shrugs.

"Couple hundred maybe?" I select a certain amount, wincing as money comes out in large amounts of bills and knowing that I was going to get a notification soon on my phone about money being drawn.

"Ok, let's go." We both rush back inside the hotel and to the front desk, paying Chet for 2 rooms. One for the girls and one for the boys.

"How do you have money!?" the family gasps in shock as we all walk to the elevator after I take the keys from Chet, stuffing the rest of my money in my bag.

"I work. Well, I used to. It was a long shot that my card works but I guess credit cards are universal." I shrug. "And no, before any of yous ask, I'm not giving you any money. I'm not a fucking bank." they all snap their mouths close and not say a peep as the elevator goes up.

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