(y/n) - your name

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Five glares at his brother for making so much noise and shattering his things, looking out the hallway to make sure Vanya didn't hear it all as he quickly shuts his bedroom door. "That's so... touching, all that stuff about family and dad and time. Wow!"

"Would you shut up? She'll hear you." the physically younger brother whisper yells at the clearly inebriated Klaus as I sit there on the bed chuckling at the scene.

"I'm moist."

"Klaus, ew. Don't say that again please." I scrunch up my nose and he just grins at me.

"I thought I told you to put on something professional." Five narrows his eyes at the frilly clothes his brother was wearing.

"Yeah no, that's the nicest outfit he has." I point out as I get up from the bed, stretching as Five looks at me and I raise a brow at him when I catch him staring. "You should raid Reggie's closet."

"Good idea." he snaps out of whatever faze he was in and everyone follows him out of his bedroom as he explains the plan to his brother.

"I'm getting paid right?" Klaus asks as he pads after us.

"When the job is done." Five says quickly.

"Ok, so we're clear on the finer details-"

"-you gotta go in pretending to be Five's daddy." I snicker and he whips his head around to face me, noticing his cheeks flushing pink at my statement.

"Oh Crazy, you naughty girl. We're brothers. There's enough incest between Luther and Allison as it is."

"Oh my fucking god Klaus." I burst out laughing as Klaus claps his hands with a grin on his face.

"Cut it out, the both of you!" Five's face is almost fully pink now, like smoke might start to come out of his ears.

"That was beautiful Klaus." I wipe away my tears, breathing in after my laughing fest to see Five glaring at me.

"Klaus, I expected that from you. But (y/n), it disappoints me that you share a disturbing brain like this man-child I call a brother." he tsks, shoving his hands in his pockets.

"What did you expect? I ain't innocent. Got kinks since I was 12 baby. Just waiting for someone to try them out with me." I wink at Five, causing the tips of his ears to blush a bright red cutely as I walked past him and down the stairs.

"It seems like you have a downstairs problem, dear ol' brother." I hear Klaus snicker from up the stairs as I wait down in the foyer, fanning my face.

I can't believe I said that!

And to Five too!

Oh god!

I need to chill with my hormones!

But it would be fun to see how much I can push Five before he snaps.

I stroll around the house in boredom while I waited for Klaus and Five to finish whatever they were doing, peering out into a hallway when I heard Allison and Vanya having an argument.

"You separate yourself from everyone and everything." I sneer at the comment and walk down the hallway to stand next to Vanya while Allison throws out excuses for her shitty behaviour for when she was a kid. "You always have." I call Vanya's phone and she quickly takes it out, seeing that it was me and she looks around her before answering it.

"You're an adult now Vanya-"

"-how funny." I growl lowly as I cut Allison off and she whips her head around.

"Excuse me-" she narrows her eyes.

"-I said. How funny." she looks at her sister's phone, furious.

"You let someone listen in-"

"-oh shut up." Allison glares at the phone as Vanya tries to calm me down. "You say that Vanya is an adult now right? Then what about you? You throw around excuses that Vanya separated herself from you guys when it was you fucking assholes excluding her and treating her like an outcast!"

"How dare you-"

"-now you listen to me. Think, actually think in that airhead brain of yours for one moment in time where YOU asked Vanya if she wanted to join you guys." Allison freezes, trying to bring up an example but comes out empty just as expected. "Vanya was alone for almost her whole life because of you guys! You made her feel like she never belonged! Imagine being in her shoes. What if I ripped away your powers huh? What if you never became a famous actress? Just a nobody that no one would bat an eye to."

"(y/n)..." Vanya mumbles out and I stood in front of Allison, sneering at her.

Pity, she couldn't see me.

"Don't be a fucking hypocrite." I hiss lowly and Allison stomps off to god knows where.

"You didn't have to do that (y/n)." I turn to Vanya as she frowns at her phone.

"Of course I did. You never deserved all the shit you had to go through when you were a kid. I just wish I could've come sooner to help you. I've always wanted to protect you, be your friend." she smiles warmly and looks up. Even though she couldn't see me, she was looking straight at me with a bright smile.

"Thank you (y/n)."

"No need. How about this... I may be a few years younger than you, but let's be friends."

"I would love that. A lot actually."

"I'm glad!" My phone suddenly starts beeping and I frown. "My phone is going to die. I won't be able to talk to you like this anymore but don't worry."

I wish I had my charger with me goddamn it.

"If you ever feel down, just think of me as your secret guardian. If you want, you can bother Five and I can communicate with you through him when my phone stops working." Vanya chuckles, nodding her head.

"Sounds like a plan."

"One more thing! Just stand there and smile."

"Why?" I stand next to Vanya as she looks around in confusion.

"Just listen child. Say cheese!" I point my camera at the both of us and I pose, taking a picture. "Oh, god I hope this works." I send the picture to Vanya and I hear her phone ping.

"Is that you!?" I look over her shoulder and I see that I did show up in the picture I took. 

"Yes! It worked! That's me!"

The both of us were smiling and Vanya grins wider. "It's nice that I know I'm not going crazy, you're actually here."

"Yeah, now you have proof of a girl from an alternate universe." I chuckle. "Though I look like I haven't gotten sleep."

"(y/n)!" Five suddenly teleports in front of me and I scream out in fright from the jumpscare, almost falling over.

"Jesus fucking Christ! I have to put a goddamn bell on you! You cannot just scare me like that!" Five huffs out in annoyance with flushed cheeks, crossing his arms as Vanya laughs at what I said.

"I'm not a cat!"

"Yes, you are! I'm not gonna go over the details right now cause my phone is about to die so I gotta say bye to Vanya before it does and before we go out." I spew that mess of words in one long breath before breathing in to get air in my lungs. "Bye Vanya!" I scream into the phone as loud as I can and Vanya jumps in shock before laughing heartily.

"Bye to you too (y/n). I'll see you both later."

"Ok!" I end the call and Vanya waves goodbye to the both of us before walking off. "God I love her so much." I grin, clapping my hands together and Five just looks at me.

"Yeah ok. We have to go now." he grabs my hand and we teleport outside where Klaus was waiting in the car for us, stumbling over my feet from the nausea.

"What did I tell you!?" I hiss at him, groaning at the discomfort in my stomach but he continues to pull me up to the car.

"The lovebirds finally show up!" Klaus screamed as he popped his head out of the back seat windows, gaining some strange looks from bypasses that walked past.

"Shut up before I throw you out of the car." Five hisses lowly he opens the door for me to get in before going over to the driver's side to get in after.

Klaus fake winces, a hand over his heart while feigning hurt. "You wound me, brother. How could you treat me like this?" I roll my eyes and we drove off to the labs. It was taking us longer than it did before to get to the labs since Five couldn't use my phone for directions. It was dead and we were trying to remember how to get there from memory while Klaus was whining about how hot he was in his dad's clothes, bothering us in the back seats.

"Klaus, I love you and all but please shut up." I groan out, silently thanking whatever higher being there was that we finally managed to reach the labs. Five gets out and opens the door for me, jumping out of the car and Klaus follows suit with a pout on his face.

"I never thought you would hurt me, my dear Crazy. How could you?" He starts to fake cry and I facepalm.

"Klaus, drop the act and start thinking about the job!" Five grumbles and his brother nods, randomly doing exercises out of nowhere. I watch with an unamused face as Klaus starts doing jumping jacks then stretches, leaning down and shoving a handful of ass in Five's face and he stumbles back in disgust.

"Let me just warm up for the opening act!" I stand there with my hands on my hips while Klaus jogs in a spot, cracking his whole body after and causing Five to grimace at the sounds.

"Damn son, I'm flexible but not that flexible. That's a whole ass talent Klaus." I clap and Five widens his eyes at my statement, whipping his head to look at me. "What?" He shakes his head, his ears turning pink again and I smirk at his reaction.

"Nothing!" I grin as the flustered boy walks away briskly into the building and I raise a hand for Klaus to hi-five me.

"Thought he might break by now." he mutters and I hum in response.

"Same. I might have to step things up a bit."

"If you can't break him, you have to pet me for the rest of my life."

"Sure, whatever Klaus."

Yeah, there's no way I'm losing this bet.

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