The tale of a cringe...
In this fabulous land of dirt, lived the worms 🐛. It was a beautiful dirt hood. They lived a perfect life in harmony. Every night they would do a cultural dance around a tree. One day a human came and died on their tree. His body became a seed and grew into the all protecting tree that protected the worms forever...

I am cringing so hard as I write this, I apologize, but it will at least make you laugh...