1st of January
January.
The first day of a new year. The first day of my new life in San Fransokyo!
My ENTIRE family decided to move here, we are a pretty big family and my mum decided to give me this photo album journal thing to write my new adventures.
I guess it's not that bad, oh wait, IT IS. Wanna know why? Because when I mean entire family I mean my grandma, grandpa (from both sides) uncles, aunts, mum, dad, younger sister, older brother and COUSINS are in this city.
And do you have any IDEA how many cousins I have?! I'll give ya a hint; 23 on my dad's side and 42 on my MUM's.
Incase you can't do math, that's a total of 64 COUSINS... Wait... 65... I can't even do basic math...
Anyways that's 64 CITIZENS roaming the city- 65! Damn stupid brain. That's 65 kids roaming the city, 65 kids coming over to my house for birthdays and 65 presents on Christmas!- okay that part isn't all to bad to be honest but STILL!
It's a crowded place is all I can say
And currently I'm hiding in the toilet as I write this. Why? Am I crapping or something?
Firstly, ew no... No I'm not. Secondly I'm here because the other hundred family members are in the house, celebrating New Year's Eve... Ugh.
I guess I'll see you later journal...
Okay tonight has been... The CRAZIEST night ever. I literally walked out of the bathroom and there all my cousins were, eating dinner like the messy animals they were.
Anyways, one of the "non- intoxicated" cousins, Zoe, stood up. I put non-intoxicated in bunny ears because no one really is intoxicated... Just a figure of speech.
Anyways, Zoe stood up and spoke to my Aunt Tessa for a second before getting up and leaving the house.
So I followed her like any normal person, but Zoe went through alleyways and all that crap which literally scared me so much I nearly passed out...
So after my little freak out, i continued to follow her until she got back on the main road, walking down until she hit an intersection.
She basically stopped walking, turned around and glared at me as if she knew I was here the whole time. "(Y/n)?!" She said.
Basically I screamed and nearly wet my underwear- which I did NOT want to do, not just because it's embarrassing but because these things are new... Like I JUST managed to get rid of my Dora the explorer ones.
"Hi!" Is what I basically said as Zoe rolled her eyes and walked back to me... But I seriously wanted to know where this 18 year old was headed.
"What are you doing? Go home!" She hissed which I didn't like... Mainly because I got a face full of spit ya know?
Anyways I told her I wanted to know where she was going and she was all like, "To a friends house to celebrate New Year's Eve because they invited me."
So I was all like, "Can I come? It's to stuffy in our house, please?" And Zoe was all like:
"Yeah yeah fine just don't bother me." So I practically followed her to a cafe. Inside was a few people which kinda made me shy?
I'm not that good with making new friends ya know!
Anyways basically we entered the cafe which apparently was a house as well like aw yas! FREE FOOD!
Anyways a boy Zoe's age came over and was all like: "hello Zoe" this and "who is this?" That.
And Zoe told the entire cafe I was her cousin. When I mean cafe I mean practically six people.
So I was taken around the cafe and introduced to these people .
I made a list of the names so I don't forget... No judging these names... It just kinda became nicknames according to Fred. Oh and don't mind the side notes, they are just there in case these things actually happen then I can tell everyone "I TOLD YA SO!" Or "CALLED IT!"
- Tadashi (probably gonna marry Honey Lemon)
-Wasabi (become Fred's personal cleaner or something)
-Fred (die from lack of hygiene... Sorry bro)
-Aunt Cass ( um... Oh! Become rich and famous for her cafe!)
-Honey Lemon (marry Tadashi... Duh)
-GoGo (end up in prison for beating Fred up... Or becoming a wrestler... Or a police woman... Or a karate trainer!.... That would be cool!)
- Hiro (unsure)
Okay so I CLEARLY stated there was six people in the room yet I wrote seven names. That's because one of these people was hiding in their bedroom fast asleep like any common idiot.
Like hello?! NEW YEARS EVE BIOTCH!
So after the introductions, people started to talk about this Hiro person. Practically they wanted me to wake him up.
I'm sorry but since when do I need to wake a guy up from beauty sleep?!
In the end I did wake the kid up, finding him in his bed sound asleep. I mean I'm not gonna hide it- mainly because no one is gonna read this so anyways I kinda had a crush on the kid as soon as I saw him asleep, sprawled all over the bed.
Enough of that! I gently shook the guy... Awkwardly because I've never spoken to him but he didn't even wake up.
After pushing him to the floor... I'm sure he has a bruised back now... He landed with a thud but didn't wake up still!
So I ran to the bathroom, got a cup and filled it with ice water... I poured it on him alright, specifically in an area that's gonna get a lot of weird looks.
So the kid finally wakes up to wet pants on the floor. At first he is all like.
"Oh my gosh what did I do to myself."
"Oh my god what was I dreaming."
"Wait what if I peed myself?"
"Did I poop myself to?!"
"Oh god no!"
Blah blah so I cleared my throat and the guy jumped back and managed to wedge himself between his desk and bed.
Okay yeah I began to laugh as I helped him out. I kinda regret not leaving him there or taking a photo but oh well.
So that guy was Hiro... Apparently. I waited outside the room as he changed out of his wet clothes and then appeared out of the room.
My eyeballs legit blew up at the sight of him like damn he's cute! Or is it hot? Either way he had a hot bod!
So basically I told him I poured water on his pants and he became all grumpy asking me who I was and why I did it.
I told him my name and my cousin and blab blab the boring stuff and walked down the stairs to see everyone waiting on the couch.
So I spent a total of 22 minutes waking Hiro up... Please bring your hands together for the world record of waking someone up!
Anyways we sat on the couch or floor and waited for the clock to strike midnight...
Hiro fell asleep again on my shoulder, causing a non visible blush to appear on my cheeks.
So when we had one minute to go I practically stood up and heard a thunk and scream.
And it was Hiro on the floor.
Moving on, we all did the ten second count down and stuff, somehow Hiro was awake, I don't know... Anyways we all started screaming loudly and junk.
After we all said our New Years resolutions, we ate a lot of sweets and pastries.
I told everyone my resolution was to not become a loner... Like get a boyfriend, hey I'm 14! I can do what ever I want!
And when I mean loner, this is my brain's thinking process.
Loner > Boyfriend > HIRO!!!
Well, for now Hiro, I have a crush on him due to love at first sight crap but I don't know much about him...
It would feel to awkward to scream out "MARRY ME?!!!" Or "WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND!?" If we only met and have spoken legit 52 words or something to each other... I lost count Kay?
Oh and another resolution was to eat candy and lose weight... Behold the GENIUS I AM!!!
So when the party ended, Tadashi invited Zoe and I over for tomorrow. Like he was smirking at the mention of my name for some reason. Anyways...
I guess this year is going to be a lot more interesting than last year...
I guess that's all for now journal!
See ya tomorrow!
- (y/n) out!
Lol why did I say (y/n) out? Meh who gives!
Okay I'm really leaving now!... I always have difficulty ending these things... Alright, as soon as I say (y/n) out, it's a wrap up of today!
Okay let's try that again!
- (y/n) out (for real this time)
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