(ringing)

(smile, tap)

yoongi hyung! hiㅡ

excuse me, but who is this?

(frown) oh... um... who are you?

min yoongi's girlfriend, for your information. but really, who are you?

and why has yoongi been calling you?

is he cheating on me?

cheating on you... (stutter) with me? iㅡ that's not true...

i know nothing about you, but he spends so much time on his phone. there's barely any time left for me, his girlfriend.

what's so special about... (disgusted) ...you?

no! it... it's impossible.

(whisper) obviously, he doesn't have feelings for me.

(silence)

and you?

huh?

how about you?

do you have feelings for him?

my boyfriend?

(silence)

(gulp) iㅡ of course not... i don't like him that way.

he's a good friend...

ah, so you're good friends? is that it?

you can say that...

then as a good friend, can you stop calling him?

(stutter) what?

(sigh) i mean, if you're such a good friend, can you maybe, oh, i don't know... just leave him?

don't call him again.

he's better off without you, anyway. be a good friend and leave him for his own sake.

i... um...

(upset) what if he calls me instead...?

then do me a favor and don't answer.

don't make this harder than it already is.

i don't ever want to see your name on his log again.

(silence)

goodbye...

(voice full of venom, mockingly) ...jiminie.

(end call)