It was a usual Saturday morning for me. Got out of bed, brushed my teeth, showered a bit and blah blah blah. You know the morning ritual, so there's no need for me to blabber about it. As I was saying, it was just like any other Saturdays I had. It was my off day so I don't have to go to work. I was lazy so I just decided, "Fuck it, I'm not going to do anything today. Nogoing out with my gf, no taking out the trash, no washing the dishes that has been piling up in the sink for weeks (I could do that tomorrow anyway), just plain ol' nothing."

And that EXACTLY what I did.

I literally didn't do anything for an hour, but then it got boring. So I turned the TV on and watched the first thing that appeared on the screen, which happened to be the news.

"BREAKING NEWS! Many people died this morningafter watching a video of a man singing/screaming 'A Whole New World' off-key. Their bodies were found chopped up in several pieces. And the most peculiar thing is, most of the victims were reported smiling. My advice to you: DO NOT WATCH THAT VIDEO! I REPEAT, DO NOT WATCH THAT VIDEO!" Then it went to static. I turned off the TV, slightly baffled.

Being the no-nonsense guy I am, I didn't believe that bullshit ONE BIT. I mean, how can someone be found chopped up to bits by watching a video? Especially a funny one since most of them were reported smiling at the time of death. It's just a theory.

Anyway, to prove my point, I turned on my laptop and immediately searched on YouTube for that video the guy on the news warned people to not watch. I eventually found it, slightly surprised the authorities haven't put it down yet. I clicked the "Play" button and braced myself for the worst. I kinda expected the video to be scary or full of gore or having at least ONE jumpscare.

But no. It was very, VERY funny. Imagine a guy screaming the words to "A Whole New World" off-key and forgetting some of the lyrics in the process. It was hilarious. And I kept clicking the "Replay" button again and again and again.

Soon, I laughed my ass off, LITERALLY, but I didn't care. My left arm was the next to fall off after slapping my left thigh a lot, but I continued to watch that video. Then, my right leg fell off after stomping the floor too much. My head was the last to go, my lips curling into a smile. I didn't care at all, because I never felt so damn GOOD in a long time.

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A/N
Hi there! Phoenix here.
This creepypasta was inspired by one of Cryaotic's old videos (I posted it together with this creepypasta. You should be able to see it). Now, before you start posting hate comments, please acknowledge the fact that I'm a fan of Cryaotic (not a huge fan tho). Words cannot describe how much I love his vids and his oh-so beautiful (and sexy ;-) ) voice. And please acknowledge the fact that I'm not ridiculing this video, but rather giving it a little creepypasta twist. Enjoy your day/night! Peace!
~favaPhoenix