Funny Shorts ;D

Noah's Phone

Elise: "Hey Noah, what's this?"
Noah: "Huh? What's what?"
Elise: "This girl in this picture with you."
Noah: "Thats my mom."
Elise: "WHOSE THIS MOM CHARACTER!"

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Happening

Elise: "Noah I heard you talking.."
Noah: "W-What?"
Elise: "Thinking about stealing something."
Noah: "What are you talking about?"
Elise: "Planning on murdering me in my sleep."
Noah: "W-What? No!~"
Elise: "I see you eyeing my lemon drink."
Noah: "Its lemonade!!!"

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What was that?

Elise: "Hey Elias, look!"
Elias:"Hmm?"
Elise: "YEET!"
Elias: "What was that, what the hell did you just do?"
Elise: "..... YEET!"
Elias: "Ya better tell what the hell you just did before you get your ass BEAT."

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Cooking with Style

Elise: "Alright! For these candy apples, we need to make the caramel!"
Noah: "I don't know how to cook."
Elise: "This is gonna end up great! I'll let you take care of the cooking and I'll do some decorating!"
Noah: "I'm serious I have no idea what I'm doing!"
Elise: "Stop being such a big baby and get to it!"
Noah: "Don't hand me the spoon- oh god."
~two minutes later~
Elise: "NOAH WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!"
Noah: "I TOLD YOU I CAN'T COOK!"
Elise: "HOW DID YOUR SHIRT CATCH ON FIRE?! ITS AN ELECTRIC STOVE!"
Noah: "I DON'T KNOW I WAS SLICING AN APPLE THEN THERE WAS JUST SMOKE!"
Elise: "ITS NOT EVEN ON!"
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