A/N: ok, I'm doin this thing where I title the chap the first thing that comes to mind, and try to write a thing around it. Bear with me, and we'll see where this takes me.

I'm a tree.
Ok, what a great way to start things off. Creeping you out with the idea that an organism besides you humans can write and it somehow make it's way to you. It's true though, and you thought us trees were practically lifeless. Well, sorry to burst that bubble, but we see, and hear, a lot more then you think we do.

In fact, that reminds me of my home. You humans call it "Danville". It's a nice enough place. I usually see two boys, sitting under my shade, scheming and planning amazing things, they're brilliant, geniuses those kids, except that red head kid got a little case of the cluelessness.

The reason I say this is because every day, this female human comes and practically gives her mating call that all humans seem to have, hers is "whatcha doin?" and it's directly given to the triangle headed boy. It's a minor miracle, that he has no clue whatsoever of these human social cues, nor does anyone realize the fact, that the boy might actually love her back, but then I again, I'm just a tree.

What could a tree possibly know?

A/N: hey, I know... Short chapter... It's summer now, so hopefully I'll b able to update more. No promises, but to make up for it, I am now taking suggestions for one shots. A few rules though:

1) nothing that could make me haveta put my book under "mature". I want this book to be for all ages, and make wattpad a better place.

2) stick to the ships that I have already posted.  (Phinbella, Ferbnessa, Candjeremy)I'm not a hater of other ships, it's just easier to write about stuff I already ship.

3) if I decline a idea, don't take it personally, it's not that I don't like it, it's most likely that either it doesn't follow the rules, or I don't think I have the language skills to fully express it like I'd want to.

Thanks guys!