Chocolate was in love. She didn't know what to do. All of these feelings were so new to her. She was in love with eggs. There eggs sat, perfectly white. The artificial kitchen light glinting off of they're opened package. So, you can only imagine how chocolate felt when she saw her one and only beloved being broken over a bowl by a human. Chocolate screamed watching it happen. She was so sad. She was so sad it didn't even hurt when the human melted her down. Chocolate sighed in contempt as she was mixed with eggs. They got cooked together into one massive chocolate cake that was eaten by a four year old. Happily together they sat in her stomach. Then in her toilet. Then in the sewer. Then in the ocean. Together forvever.