This has my mettaton+me fusion in it.

1.

'-2 ratings'
'You tell him to get his booty out of here'

2.

'+100 ratings'
"Pffff you said...."

3.

'+500 ratings!'
"Booooty~"

4

'+4,620 ratings!!!!'

'The audience appreciates the joke you made, and you making him laugh.'
"He~"
"He"
"He"
"He."
"<3"