Slamming a front door, a man wearing a laptop messenger bag kicked off his trainer, then removed the bags strap from over his head.

He carries the bag over to a coach and plops down onto its spongy seat as he unzips the bag and removes a dainty laptop.

Opening up the sleeping device, he selects an icon resembling a duck that doubled up as the letter 'Y' in a custom font.
Said icon bought up a loading screen; featuring the title 'YourFace' and the duck/Y logo filling up in the face from the bottom up with the colour yellow.

"Welcome Rick Mar" it soon greeted once loading was complete.

With his feet up and the laptop on his lap, 'Rick' browsed a page that had the fixed banner 'Trashy and Classy"; a subtitle stating "West Millstatin's leading night club and function hall"

A number of small articles lead with pictures or large title text decorated the screen.
Rick scrolled down until he reached something he liked...
'The glamour us life of Cherry Moore' accompanied a picture of a long haired blonde woman in shorts and a T-shirt tied at the waist.
Selecting this article opened its page, stating 'special guest Cheery Moore - celebrity chef and freedom fighter'

"Fine" he uttered as he examined a photograph of a woman wearing a bikini, holding both straps in a way that suggested she was pulling down the top.
He finished with the picture and scrolled down a load of text until he reached an end.
At the end, chose to select an icon resembling a hand creating a duck silhouette - this icon loaded a series of user comments and the option to contribute.

He wrote...

"32 and still fine as"

Rick returned to the laptop with crisp.

He viewed his comment, that had been met with a stream of votes, which showed up as an egg with the number of votes beside it - 26 within the 18 minutes since posting.

Scanning over the other comments, generally referencing Cherry's appearance, however, he ground to a halt at one post, or rather it's poster...

'Sky Lakeland' was the name under a picture of a modest looking young female - a headshot behind a primary coloured, jigsaw filter.
He lingered on the picture. Beside it her post stated...

'Can't wait to see Cherry, she's always so hands on helping out in those impoverished placed and so sweet, he documentaries are so eye opening'

Rick clicked on the picture, which took him to Sky's profile. He nodded his head in approval whilst he briefly scanned through her photographs.
Once he was done with her pictures, he back-tabbed back to the 'Trashy and Classy' message board and offered Sky's seven hour old post its first vote.
He then immediately re-entered her profile and hit the 'flock' tab; which allowed him to follow her profile.
Upon 'flocking', he private messaged her...

'Hey' he offered.

The laptop emitted a chime, this stirred Rick's attention away from the television, where he watched the news.

'Hello'

Sky had messaged him in return

Rick quickly responded to Sky; their conversation went like this...
'You a mother?'
'What's up?'
'You ignoring me?'
'Live nearby'?

Sky had replied...
'Hey. :) No kids but one day, just been out to see Cherry Moore at 'Trashy and Classy', where you there?'

Rick responded...
'You go to 'Trashy and Classy'?'

She replied...
'No, don't go out much but couldn't miss the chance to see Cherry'

'Wish I'd met her but I just wasn't brave enough'

'She was lovely too'

Rick wrote...
'How about we meet at T & C in 1 hour'
Immediately after typing, he uploaded an image of himself saved to his device.

Sky replied...

'It's really not my scene'

Rick typed...

'Why'

Sky responded...
'I'm just naturally very introvert', happy spending my spare time inside messaging friends.

He replied...

'One as sexy as you shouldn't be locked away'
'You need to get confident'
'And how will you have kids?'

Sky wrote back...
'Thank you :). I'm really happy and kids will come one day, even if I adopt'

He replied...

'Ring me'
'448867421 that's my number'

She wrote...

'It's OK, I like chatting here'

Rick huffed in exasperation and sat back, before returning to the conversation...

'Just give me 1 chance to at least talk to you!'

'Then go out'

Sky replied...

'I really don't like going out, I have friends and family I rarely see but message all the time'

Rick responded...

'Why what's wrong with you?'

She replied...

'I'm just a really, really really introverted person'

He replied...

'Then get out and have a life'

'Try new things'

'I'm trying my best to be you friend!'

'How are you meant to get a BF?'

Sky replied...

'I'm happy with how things are and we can be friends' :)

'I'm not looking for a boyfriend'

A frustrated Rick put both hands to his temples before continuing...

'So why are we taking?'

'Are you a virgin or something?'

'Why so difficult?'

She replied...

'I though you would want to talk about Cherry, or the stuff from her world series?'

He replied...

'So you're into girls?'

She replied...

'?'

'No' XD

"Oh my..." Rick started in frustration before choosing to end the conversation in text...

'Fine!'

'You win I give up!'

He wrote before swiftly laving the private message log and tapping the 'un-flock'.

He left the room - entering into a room past the open plan living room and kitchen, slamming the door behind him.

Rick had just finished typing up a long post, likely covering 500 words.

He hit the 'drop' button; posting his message.

The message was automatically shortened to...

'What's wrong with chicks these days? They don't like a good guy. They just waste time and play games. I got money and a good job. I put them...' the message read before it cut off to a 'read more' link.

Within around three second of posting, Rick's memoir received a vote.

He checked out who issued him the vote.

He immediately perked up upon seeing his supporter.

A polished, maybe professionally shot, image of a trendy looking young female named; Karman 'Glitter-Minxxx' Glover.

"Fine as" he claimed.

In sandals, cargo shorts and a cat logo T-shirt, Rick approached a warehouse looking, loud nightclub.

He stopped at a young female; someone who closely resembled 'K Glitter Minxxx Glover...

"Yo" he greeted.

She smiled "yeah".