Phil's POV:

I decided to YOLO it.

I leaned in and kissed Dan.

I could tell he wasn't expecting it.

He pulled away quickly with a look of panic on his face.

He stammers, "Um, I have to like go, or something."

He stood up, leaving all of his stuff behind, before dashing out of my room and the house.

Oh god, this didn't work out right.

He was supposed to kiss back and be like, "Ohmergerd, I love you or something."

Shrek had always told me, "Better out than in, I always said."

That clearly translates to, "Don't YOLO It."

Why didn't I listen to Shrek?