Dan's POV:

Oh my god, what was that?

Phil kissed me...

It felt nice, but I'm not gay??

Also, he was my bully.

People don't just change like that.

He's pranking me.

As my best friend Shrek always said, "Ogres have layers."

That clearly translates to, "Don't trust Phil Lester. It's just a prank bro."

Man, Shrek has always had my back.

He's pretty hot too.

Just kidding.

Or am I?