"Hey Phil. Phil. PHIL."
*snore*
"PHILLLLY."
*snort*
"OHMYFUCKINGGOD, PHIL. GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED."
*Phil wakes with a start and immediately falls off the bed*
"Dannnn. Why can't you let me sleep."
"I do want you to sleep. But only with me."
"Eugh. Is this what you woke me up for?"
"Nooo. I wanted to cuddle."
"No. No frickle frackle today. You swore. And you know how I feel about swearing."
"PHILLY NO. I'M SORRY."
*Phil gets back into bed and immediately fall asleep*
*Dan goes and pouts in a corner for the rest of the day*