(I know it's not Valentines Day yet but oh well)
(Ryan/Cry)

Today it was my turn to go shopping. I hate shopping, and you know it, so you put random (but useful) things on my list that I have to spend 2 hours looking for, and then we end up not even using it. Before I leave to go to the store, you always promise me a "treat" that I can have if I got all of the items on the list. (Treat... winkwinknudgenudge)
I sighed, slowly pushing the cart through the isle of bread. I looked up and saw a sign promoting new Valentines Day items... Oh yeah. Tomorrow was Valentines Day. I forgot. After spending a good hour trying to find all the stuff on the list, I went into the back section of the store full of all the Valentines Day items, like chocolate and roses and teddy bears.
I looked through the selection and holy shit. There was a teddy bear literally the size of you, only a little smaller. I smiled brightly to myself, knowing you'd love it. I called over one of the employees and had him carry the bear up to the register.

~Valentines Day~

I heard you get up and walk into the bathroom. I had already been awake for about an hour, and I made your favorite breakfast. The teddy bear I had bought... Well... I was saving that for later. I had this really good idea for a prank. I chuckled quietly to myself, and heard you come down the steps, rather quickly.
"Morning Ry!" You said enthusiastically, and then saw all of the food on the table and gasped.
"Go ahead and eat." I said, changing the channel on the tv.
"You're not gonna eat with me?"
You asked, sitting down on my lap, you still in nothing but boxers and one of my sweatshirts.
"But I made it for you." I said, wrapping my arms around your waist and kissing your nose. You giggled a little, and blushed lightly.
"And I want to share it with you. Sharing is caring!" You smiled brightly and kissed my cheek.
"Ugh, fine." I said, standing up and wrapping your legs around my waist. You giggled some more and wrapped your arms around my neck, somehow burying your face into my neck as well. I sat you down in a seat, and I sat in the one across from it, starting to eat. After about 5 minutes, someone called you, so you answered it.
It was Ken.
Just like I had planned.

"Okay... Bye." You hung up and sighed.
"Ken needs some help with his computer. He can't figure out how to work something." You stood up, pecked my lips, and went upstairs to get dressed.

~Later~

I heard you walk in, so I pulled the covers over my head, leaving a small hole so I could see the door. I was upstairs in our bedroom, the teddy bear laying next to me, looking like it was another person laying next to me.

"Ry?" I heard you say, coming upstairs, and I started making quiet moaning noises, trying to make it sound like... Yeah. I had also taken some of my clothes and put them on the floor, making it look like "we" took off our clothes.
I saw and heard the bedroom door open, and you looked pissed.
"Ryan." You said, actually sounding mad-er than I've ever seen you. I pulled the covers back a little, just so my head was showing, and I made a really good-fake guilty face.
"Uh... This isn't what it looks like." I said, shifting a little.
"Oh really, because it kind of looks like you're fucking cheating on me on Valentines Day, Ryan. VALENTINES DAY!" You screamed, seething with anger.
"Who the fuck are you with, anyway!?" You marched over to the side of the bed that the bear was on and yanked back the covers, me bursting out in laughter.
"Happy Valentines Day!" I said, sitting up and hugging you tightly. You laughed and hugged me back.
"Where the hell did you find that?" You asked, pulling away from the hug and kissing my cheek.
"I found it at the store. I also got you these..." I reached over to my nightstand and opened the drawer, pulling out a box of your favorite chocolate.
"You're the best boyfriend ever!" You hugged me tightly and then pulled away, kissing me softly.
I kissed back, and pulled you down onto the bed with me.

This was gonna be a long night.