(I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with my brain but apparently it came up with the idea that Cry is like an evil spy that's trying to take over the world or some shit ((y'know, like in movies)) and Felix is like a good spy that trying to stop him and he has to go to this ballroom dance thing dressed up as a girl so he doesn't blow his cover) (so without anymore explaining, here's what my brain thought of at 3 in the morning.)

(Felix/Pewds)

I smoothed my hands over my dress and moved a piece of hair out of my face. I really didn't want to do it, I didn't want to dress as a girl. I didn't want to go on the mission due to how fucking dangerous it was. But, I eventually agreed, and here I am, sitting in the back of a limo, along with a few other spies who aren't going inside, but they are staying outside just in case.

"Good luck." One of the spies, Ken, said to me as I was getting out of the limo, and I grunted in response, smoothing my dress again once I got out of the limo and shut the door. This is going to be a long night.

I turned on my voice changer thing, that makes me sound like a girl and I fixed my wig, starting to walk up to the entrance of the ball.

"Um, Felicia Kjellburg." I said, when the guy at the entrance had asked for my name. He looked at a list, and nodded, signaling I could go in.

My feet were already killing me, and this dress made me feel like I weighed 5000 lbs. It was a poofy blue dress, that was only a little darker than my eyes. The girls at the spy association picked it out when we went on a shopping spree, as well as the wig, heels, and a bunch of make up. God damn, it took them 2 fucking hours getting me ready, and there were what, 10 girls working on me?

The music had started, and a bunch of people started dancing, and I scanned over them to see if any were Cryaotic, the motherfucker I'm trying to catch.

I walked over to the food table or whatever the hell you wanna call it and picked up this really fancy looking cookie, and nibbled on it, still looking around for Cry.

"Hello." A deep voice said from next to me, and I jumped a little, looking over at the man. He was very tall and muscular, with slightly curly brown hair and beautiful blue eyes. He had a slight stubble, glasses, and freckles were scattered all over his cheeks and nose. He was wearing a black tux and a black tie and damn he looked good in it.

"Um, hello sir." I said, finishing the last of my cookie. He smiled at me, and that smile made my heart melt. If I was a girl, I'd probably make out with him rig- oh wait.

"Are you here with anyone, beautiful?" He said. I blushed deeply and shook my head, squeaking out a "no."

"Well, neither am I. Would you like to dance with me?" He said, holding out his hand. I gladly accepted it and god damn his hand was really soft.

He walked into the middle of the ballroom, dragging me along with him. The, dj I guess you'd call it, had just changed the song to a slow song, so everyone was dancing really close and rubby against each other.

The man wrapped his hands around my waist, pulling me close. I nearly passed out, but I had managed not to, and I looked at another pair of dancers and the girl had her arms wrapped around the guys neck, her head resting against his chest, so that's what I did to the man.

"What's your name?" I heard him mumble quietly, starting to sway us back and forth a little.

"Felix- Felicia. My name is Felicia." I said, blushing deeply. "What's your name?"

"Ryan. I like Felicia. It's very unique and beautiful, like you." He said. Oh my god if I was an actual girl I would totally want him to date me.

I nearly forgot about the mission when the song was over and when I went to leave Ryan, he grabbed onto my wrist.

"Where do you think you're going?" He said, tightening his hold slightly.

"I um, have to use the restroom." I said, looking down at my arm, and then back up at him.

"Oh, I'm sorry." He let go of my arm, and I walked off. I could feel him watching me as I walked towards the bathrooms, so I actually went into the girls bathroom, something I've done for a mission before, but it's still awkward.

After I had used the bathroom, because I actually had to go, I walked out and Ryan was leaning against one of the banisters, watching the dancers.

I ran my hands over my dress, smoothing it out, and walked over to him, smiling a little.

"Hello Felicia." He said, grabbing my hand and holding onto it firmly. I managed to squeak out a "hi" and just stared at our hands.

"Would you like to go out in the garden outside? It's quite loud in here and I'd like some alone, quiet time with you." He said, looking at me hopefully, and I nodded, so he started walking outside.

Once we made it outside, we went in the way back of the garden, and I sat on a bench while he sat on the edge of a water fountain, right across from me.

I really needed to go back in there and look around for Cry, but I really wanted to stay out here with Ryan.

"Um, have you seen this man?" I said, getting a picture of Cry out of the little handbag the girls gave me to match my dress. Cry was a man with brown hair, but he always wore a white mask, with a poker face on it.

Ryan took the picture, examining it. He narrowed his eyes at the picture, then looked at me.

"Do you know who this man is?" He said, handing me back the picture. I nodded, putting the picture back in my bag.

"He was going to be my... Date to the ball, and he said he'd meet me here, but I haven't seen him." God, that's a really bad lie.

"Hm. I think I saw him." He said, adjusting his tie.

"Really? Where?" I said, standing up. Ryan stood up too, walking closer to me.

"You're looking at him." He said, gripping onto the front of my dress.

Wait, what?

"Please, Felix Kjellburg, you may look like a beautiful lady on the outside, but the scanner in my glasses says otherwise." He said, ripping off my wig and voice changing piece. Shit.

"Let go of me!" I said, trying to get out of his hold. He laughed darkly, throwing me over his shoulder.

"Just go to sleep, Kjellburg." He said, pushing a needle into my back.

Fuck.

I passed out.

a/n

It is now four am and I shall be going to bed and I am so sorry for this

Strawberry Ice Cream Part 2 will hopefully be up soon, so yeah