(My first oneshot of Peterman, hope you enjoy! Also, the top vid....funniest vine ever!)

Peter was on his way to the Avengers Tower, he had his sound canceling headphones on listening to some tunes. Tony gave him them when he had a sensory overload awhile back. Though sometimes he would be listening to some vines, which may I add are is favorite, but Peter learned a lesson today, never listen to vine with sound canceling headphones that can play music when entering the avenger's lounge.

Peter peacefully scanned his badge and entered the tower, bopping his head to the music. Peter danced into the elevator, as the doors closed Peter took out his headphones

"Which floor Mr. Parker?" F.R.I.D.A.Y. asked

"Avengers lounge and please, its Peter"

"Very well Peter"

Peter decided to listen to some vines, he clicked the video and plugged his headphones back in and placed the phone in his pocket, Peter smiled. Now Peter knew that the Avengers were in the lounge when he asked F.R.I.D.A.Y. to head there but he forgot while listening to his vines. The elevator doors open as F.R.I.D.A.Y. told Peter through the headphone since he had his eyes closed, Peter thanked her and walked out. Sitting in the lounge was, Nat, Clint, Tony, Bruce, Steve, Sam, Bucky, and Pepper

"Hey, Peter!" Clint said but got no response, he frowned. Tony rolled his eyes, he was about to ask F.R.I.D.A.Y. to tell Peter to take the headphones off when,

"How did you take down Captain America?" Peter asked no one, the Avengers looked at Peter confused and Steve was wondering why he said his superhero name out of them all and take down?

"We shot him in z legz because hiz shield iz the size of a dinner plate and he'z an idiot" Peter answered his own question in some accent (IDK the accent, srry) and like that Peter walked into his room, silently shutting the door behind him. Everyone was silent at first before bursting into laughter, well everyone but Steve who was just shocked and offended. When the laughter died down that's when people started talking

"H-He ju-ust called y-you a i-idiot" Clint wheezed out before laughing as he rolled on the floor

"T-The Ki-id sa-aid yo-our shield wa-as the-e si-ize o-of a dinner p-plate" Tony chocked out before joining Clint on the floor in laughter

"B-but why did he say that?" Steve asked, obviously hurt by the words

"I have no idea" Bucky said, trying his best not to laugh, Sam was still holding in his laughter

"We'll ask him," Nat said as Steve and Bruce nodded, a light chuckle escaping from Bruce's lips

"He didn't seem to hear or see us," Pepper said, Steve, nodded

"I am having a nice long conversation with Peter," Steve said as Clint and Tony were still laughing

(Hope you enjoyed my first one-shot and Part 2?)