Chapter 1:The Crazy Clown boy and the Mercenary
Tony Stark didn't know if this was a good idea or not but he was desperate. Tony and spider-Man( flash) walk in the Prison to find one of the recruits. while they walked in they were a feminine blond boy doing gymnastics.
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" Hi, are you Peter Quinn?" Tony asked
"Maybe" He replied ''Playful and seductive.
" Listen, kid, we need your help to stop the cap," Tony explained.
" Who are we?" Peter asked. Tony looked back and saw his partner was missing. He looked around and found Spider-man hiding behind a guard.
" Spider boy why are you hiding?" Tony asked annoyed
" Spider-man" Flash argued
" well a man shouldn't be hiding should he." Tony said deadpan.
" well, unless he put the wrong person in for no reason." A voice said both tony and flash turned and saw a scared man.
"hi I'm Wade Wilson known as Deadpool" He held out his hand for Tony to shake but he was ignored. " You know I can convince the baby boy to help because he probably hates spider dick over there. Hell bet all the readers hate the dick being spider-man" Wade said " Psst Author when can kill flash" ( YoU'rE nOt KiLlInG hIm WaDe aNd NeItHeR cAn YoU PeTer) Well can we beat the crap out of him?" ( OnLy If He MAKES A HaTeFuL CoMmEnT) "Sweet". Both Tony and Flash looked confused then went back to Peter who was drinking an espresso.
" Now back to you, my name if you already know is tony and this here is---"
"YOU, YOU SOME BALLS TO SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE ASSHOLE" peter scream at flash who paled.
" so you two know each other" Tony asked
" Yeah this the dickhead that put me here in the first place" Peter hissed.
" what were you in for?"
" Stopping a bank robbery" Peter replied. Tony turned to flash so he was embarrassed which confirmed Peter was telling the truth.
" Kid please tell me, didn't send him to prison instead the robber who was supposed to be here." Tony stated annoyed.
" He looks like a Psycho clown wielding a baseball." Flash defend
" this coming from a kid wearing a onesie" tony comments. which causes both Peter and Wade to laugh " Tell you what Peter if I can get you out of here, if you help me with cap ' tony offer.
" I want three shot at spidey" pete replied
"Their no wa--" "deal" Flash looked at Tony in betrayal " kid put innocent person behind bars. what do you think was gonna happened"
" yeah what he said" Peter comment
" shut up freak" flash sneered
" This is coming from the guy who fucks spiders, " Peter sassed. Tony tried to hold his laughs but everyone exploded in laughter.
" WHAT THE HELL, wait it was you made that rumor" Flash accused.
" well am I wrong. I mean you dress as a spider so who not to say you fuck them as well." Peter said. " is like saying captain america isn't the closet for his best friend"
" He not, " Flash said. this Tony fell down laughing.
" well he keep moaning about Bucky, I mean come on get a fucking girlfriend or boyfriend or fuck buddy either way don't care." Peter stated. " wait what was question again"
" Will you help?" Tony said, struggling to get his breath.
" Sure why not, long I get to crack some skull" peter.
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