Two bros chilling in a hot tub.
Five feet apart cause they're not gay.

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I woke up feeling horrible, Thor was so big. He tossed and turned, took all my blanket, snored, cried for Loki in his sleep, even almost kicked me off the damn bed once too. At least he woke up feeling a little better, if it counts at all.

Tony and I looked like shit. He was paler than me because he lied he had food when he didn't so I got to eat on that ship.

Ever since I woke up, I have been eating nonstop, Natasha turned into my mum and fed me all that I could eat so I recover.

On Tony's side was another thing, he wouldn't eat, and he looked hurt, he then turned that into anger. Saline drip in both our arms, we were broken physically, all of us were broken mentally.

"It's been twenty-three days since Thanos came to Earth." Captain said. The one with ding-dong.

"World governments are in pieces. " Natasha continued. "The parts that are still working, are trying to take a census. And it looks like he did, he did exactly what he said he was going to do. Thanos wiped out fifty percent of all living creatures." She had tears welled up.

Tony noticed Thor finally, grieving with himself.

"What's wrong with him?"

"He's pissed. Thinks he failed. Which, of course he did, but, you know, there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?" Rocket replied.

"Count me in." I said.

"Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-A-Bear." Tony said. Cool, a nice little easter egg, Marvel made a deal with Build-A-Bear and there are literally stuffed Rocket doll at the store.

Captain tried to bring the subject back. "We've been hunting Thanos for three weeks now. Deep space scans, and satellites, and we got nothing. Tony, (Y/n), you fought him."

I tried to cut them, telling them he's going to become a farmer in the comic, Tony cut back first.

"Who told you that? I didn't fight him. No, he wiped my face with a planet while a Bleecker Street magician gave away the stone. That's what happened. There was no fight."

"You actually fought him, you made him
bleed Tony. Give yourself some credit." I said, trying to calm the atmosphere.

He was a little stunned then remembered I knew things, but he was too hurt to keep it cool now. "Did that stop your boyfriend from disintegrating?"

I backed down instantly.

"Okay. Did he give you any clues, any coordinates, anything?" Captain still continued. Tony's not having it now.

"I saw this coming a few years back, I had a vision, but I didn't want to believe it. Thought I was dreaming."

"Tony, I'm going to need you to focus..." Captain signed.

"And I needed you... as in past tense."

Great, it's civil war all over again.

"That trumps what you need. It's too late, buddy. Sorry."

He started pulling the needle off his arm, I tried to stop him but I now couldn't even stand. Tony Stark confronted Steve Rogers. "You know what I need? I need a shave. And I believe I ever remember telling you this..."

"Tony, Tony, Tony..." Rhodes tried as well.

"...why that otherwise, that what we needed was a suit of armor around the world! Remember that? Whether it--"

The noises of their fight burned in the back of my mind. I tried to think of all the possible outcomes, everything I remembered from the comic.

1991, infinity gauntlet. The same plotline as now, Thanos collected all the stones. In that the Avengers was able to undo the damage, half of the living was missing for only a day.

But it's been almost a month.

"I said we'd lose. You said, 'We'll do that together too.' Well, guess what, Cap? We lost, and you weren't there." Tony brought my attention back, migraine came along, too.

"But that's what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We're the Avengers? We're the Avengers. Not the Prevengers, right?"

   "Okay, you made your point. Just sit down, okay?" He said and I agreed with Rhodes. Tony need to sit back down or he'll fall on his ass.

   "Okay. No, no, here's my..." He pointed at Carol. "She's great, by the way. We need you. You're new blood."

   "Just sit down." Rhodes and I said together.

   "Bunch of tired old wheels. I got nothing for you, Cap. I've got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options. Zero, zip, nada. No trust... liar."

   He ripped his reactor and put it in Steve's hand. I was emotionally attacked.

   "Here, take this. You find him and you put that on. You hide..."

   He started collapsing.

   "Tony!" Rhodes said, while Captain went straight to carry him back up, but they divorced, so Tony won't let his guard down.

   "I'm fine!"

   Just as soon as he said that, he passed out. I guess this life is pretty ironic.

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   "Can you get me a beer?" Thor asked me.

"She can't even stand." Nebula said.

   I wandered off into the distant, Tony's probably got something to calm himself down now. I hope he'll feel better soon, he was really angry, and it doesn't matter whose side we were, we shared this pain.

   "Don't worry much about him, worry about yourself." Nebula noticed I was way inside my head.

   "Sorry." I said, then slowly stood back up, my whole body ached but I should be thankful my recovery is working.

   I started off into the trees and asked Nebula. "He ever mentioned becoming a farmer?"

   "...what?" She blinked confusedly.

   "In the comic-- the books I've read, it's always a meme that he retires, put his armor into a scarecrow, have his own farm, even plants the seed himself I think."

Nebula went absolutely quiet, and so I turned around.

"You're right."

"...Where you're going?" Captain's voice echoed from the hallway.

"To kill Thanos." Captain replied. It's getting confusing.

Wait, they're starting to act up now already? Maybe the movie started.

"Hey, we usually work as a team here, and, ugh, between you and I morale is a little fragile." Natasha said.

"We realize up there is more your territory but this is our fight too." Steve said.

"You even know where he is?" Rhodes asked. Are they gonna hit it in the theater? I mean, James Rhodes and Carol Danvers are together in the comic. In event Civil war two of the comic they-- Forget about it, it's depressing.

"I know people who might."

"Don't bother." Nebula said, I was in a wheelchair next to her. "We can tell you where Thanos is."

We moved into a place more fitting to plan it out, Nebula and I helped explain it to them. She told them her part, just enough, some that she already told me.

   "Thanos spent a long time trying to perfect me, and when he worked he talked about his great plan. Even disassembled I wanted to please him. I'd ask, where would we go when his plan is complete. His answers were always the same."

   She turned at us.

   "To the garden."

I guessed right, let's just hope I keep guessing right in the future.

"That's cute. Thanos has a retirement plan." Rhodes said.

"He's actually a farmer guys, like, literally farmer, If this is based from what I've read from that world, he completely let go of everything, no weapons, no motive, he just wanna grow plants and die doing it." I said.

"So where is this farm?" Captain Rogers asked. Great. Now that I have two captains, I need to add their last name in so I don't get confused.

"When Thanos snapped his fingers, earth became ground zero for a power surge of a ridiculously cosmic proportion, no one's ever seen anything like it, until two days ago."

   The hologram showed us the star further away from earth.

"On this planet." Rocket's voice cracked a little. God, I love Bradley Cooper.

   "He used the stones again." Natasha said.

I'm sitting next to Thor who's just trying not grieve with bread and beer.

And I thought, what for? I'm thinking of the worst, maybe he destroyed all the stones already. And for the best, maybe he just used it to grow those mangoes... or whatever they have out there in the space.

"He-ee-ey." Bruce said. " We be going in shorthanded you know?"

"He still got the stones, so." Rhodes added.

"So let's get them. Use them to bring everyone back." Carol said.

"Just like that?" Rhodes doubted again.

"Yeah, Just like that." They nodded at each other. Two captains teamed up I see.

"Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this, I mean, we owe it to everyone who's not in this room to try." Natasha said, her voice cracked a little, and I needed to cry now.

"If we do this how can we know it's gonna end any differently than it did before?" Bruce asked.

" 'Cause we got her...?" I kind of asked, pointing at her.

"Yes, because before you didn't have me." She confirmed it.

"Hey, new girl, everybody in this room is all about that superhero life, and if you don't mind my asking where the hell have you been all this time?" Rhodes' really going in for her, maybe marvel actually wanna match them up like the comic, are they making civil war 2 in the future? I've read it and I don't appreciate the ending that much.

"Rhodes. I know she's just here, and it's all sudden. But from my world she's said to be one of the strongest Avengers, in the power scale, I mean." I said, trying to calm their tension down.

"They're a lot of other planets in the universe, unfortunately, they didn't have you guys." She said.

Rhodes raised his eyebrows.

Rogers raised his eyebrows.

I raised my eyebrows. "Weirdly impressive."

Thor, who's been quiet for so long, stood up, still chewing, walked over to her. She turned around to look at him as he raised his hand up and called for Stormbreaker.

When it reached his hand centimeters away from her head, she didn't even flinch.

They gave each other glared and Thor nodded.

"I like this one." Thor said.

Dear lord, the god of lesbians just met the biggest lesbian herself.

Steve stared intensely to their plans, he was confident, and it looked gorgeous on him. Then, he said.

"Let's go get this son of a bitch."

"Holy shit." I gasped.

Captain language said the cuss words, shit's going down. Goosebumps lit all over my body, and I knew this is it, this is part of the movie, this right here is when they play the Avengers theme song.

Do they actually call it Endgame like us fans guessed? I asked out to no one.

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