[22] No homo
Tonight I'm gonna dance,
For all that we've been through.
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A girl reading a Wattpad story called "Wrong world's" pov
"Promise me you will listen and won't take any risks that could get you killed, okay?." Peter said as I put the contact lease's case back in the bag. I had figured that my power... I mean, knowledge about marvel works very well with this thing.
"Got it."
"I'm serious, (Y/n). This is dangerous, you need to stop when I say stop, okay?"
"Yeah, I know." I looked up at him, we were both on the sidewalk, near the place Peter said was HYDRA's lair. The analysis system in my eyes started working on him.
[Name : Peter Benjamin Parker | Secret identity | Spider-man according to Stark's data base | 16 | Status : Healthy | An orphan | May Parker is his only parent]
'I wish I could add '(Y/n) (L/n)'s boyfriend.' In, you thought, then smiled at the fact that you are his girlfriend now.
What was a girlfriend anyway? What do lovers do for each other? You used to read fanfiction, and all you and Peter did was buy potatoes for each other and eat it together.
"Alright. I'm ready." You stood up, brushing off dust.
"Great. Let's go."
The lair was a gigantic warehouse with many guards protecting it. Peter decided to sneak in through the rooftop, he knocked out the guards up there and you both snuck in.
The inside kind of looked like a hospital, clean white walls, and many rooms with bunches of bed and doctors. You then realized it was a lab for the clones, and before any of the HYDRA guards could see you, you snuck into the changing room.
"Hey. I got myself nurse clothes, this could be my disguise." You showed him what you found.
"Yeah! Great. And I could be ugh... a doctor. What do you think? Doctor Parker?" He put the Doctor's clothes over himself, and put his hands to the side, doing the iconic titanic pose to you.
"Yeah great, you look so cute." You told him.
"You look very cute too." He told you.
Then you both smiled at each other shyly, and Peter put the nurses gown around you and buttoned it up over the clothes you were wearing. You also put a doctor's mask over his face and yours, but before you could, Peter stopped you.
"We should take a selfie."
About to destroy the Avengers' blood in HYDRA's lair, very dangerous and we could likely die, but first, lemme take a selfie.
"Sure." You grabbed out your phone and posted a selfie with Peter on your private instagram.
'Late night mission with Spider-bae. #I'mComingForYoAssHydra #HopeWeWon'tGetKilled.' You captioned the picture with Peter's help,
"Alright, I think I'm set. Let's do it." Peter told you then you both opened the door, pretending to be one of the doctors and nurses.
You followed Peter all the way to the place Karen suggested to check out. You couldn't believe these people didn't notice the both of you weren't one of their own, but after all, this was a movie.
It was a room with a metal door at the very end of the walk way. It was locked shut and required a password to open, but this time you had no clue what the password was so Peter spent time to hack it.
"I think someone is coming." You told Peter.
"It's almost done..." Peter said.
"Peter I can hear footsteps, and my eyes scan the place, they're coming this way."
"I know. I know. It's almost done--- got it!" He hurried and wrapped his arms around your body to get you inside that door, the two of you sighed in relief.
"Woo! That was close." You said, looking at Peter taking his doctor gown of to see his Spider suit. Great ass as always, it's ironic to think that Tom holland's ass is bigger than Brie Larson's, who will play Captain Marvel, you thought.
You took of your's as well and just dropped it on the floor. Then both of you headed further to see the biggest part of the lab. It was a large hall, with many rooms, like many boxes to enter, but all doors were closed.
In the middle of the hall was a crystal clear shelf, with tubes filled with blood. On the side were all kinds of chemicals lined up in bottles.
"That's our blood." You told him, then went together to get a sposer look. You found a tube that said, 'Steve Rogers'. "Yeah, this is the blood, how do we destroy it?"
Peter took some time to think and looked around. "We could mix it all with acid, I could make an acid with all these chemicals. That way it will be completely destroyed."
"You're so smart I'm so proud of you bless you Peter Parker." You said it like a text that had no commas.
He smiled like a child, his face got as red as a tomato.
Tomato Peter tried to hide the fact that he was so in love when he needed to be serious for the mission and mixed some chemicals together to make an acid, it was fun for him.
"This is it! Take a look!" Peter came to you with a smile. You were eating a packet of doritos that you bought from the store.
"That's --- great? I don't know honey, so this is an acid? It looks like blue Hawaii cocktail. I would drink that actually."
"If I were to drop a single drop on your head, it would burn your whole brain."
"OH? THEN NO."
Peter chortled at you and---
Bent over to kiss you on the cheeks.
You froze as he turned around to destroy the blood. It took him only 2 minutes and he turned back.
"I think it's done."
"Really?" You tilted your head. "I thought it would be harder."
"Me too." He said, he looked somewhat disappointed that he didn't get to work much and relieved for the same reason. Then he ate Doritos with you.
"We sHouLd GoWL." He told you with a mouth full of snacks.
"Right." You were about to put the Doritos back into the bag when the main door burst open and flew to the other side of the hall like it was a plastic bag. "HOLY COW!"
"Oh my God!! Is that--"
"HULK! BUT GRAY?" You shouted as grey hulk roared. Then your contact lense told you it was hulk's clone.
"Look out!" You shouted at Peter as he struggled to put his mask on, not seeing that Hulk was about to smash him.
I mean, who wouldn't?
He got hit so hard that he literally flew up in the air, luckily he webbed himself to the ceiling to keep him from falling.
But unlucky you. You were no hero. You were just a normal human with no powers, well, you could watch an entire marvel movie marathon in one sitting, if that counted, but that's it.
The Hulk spotted you, and screamed again, then come running at you.
"Pete!" You yelled, he tried to web you up with him but before both of you knew what was happening, you were lifted up in the air bridal style by...
Iron-dad-in-law.
"Tony!" You yelled at the iron mask, he looked at you, his mask looked so done with you, also his face inside of it. "How did you know we are here?"
"I follow you on Instagram remember?"
"Oh! Right. We posted a picture." You chuckled then panicked. "Oh my god, what will we do with grey Hulk?"
He put you down next to Thor, who just walked in heroically with the others, wearing their uniforms. So cool, you would set this as your new laptop wallpaper if you could.
Peter webbed down to stand next to all of you, as Hulk was smashing everything in the lab, destroying everything. It bought you some time to think of a plan.
"(Y/n), do you know any weakness of Hulk that we don't?" Captain asked.
"Ugh... I once read a comic where SHIELD brought hundreds of puppies to calm him down." You said, then got distracted because your contact lense said he was a century old and was supposed to be dead.
"Do we have hundreds of puppies?" Steve asked Tony.
"We have one." You pointed at Peter.
"I could buy a thousand puppies but we won't get them here in time, what else?" He asked you.
"Ugh... Nat? You know, "hey big guy, sun's getting real low."" You looked at Nat, she nodded because she succeeded before with that. Then you looked at Thor, he gulped, because he didn't.
"Let's do that then." Wanda said.
"Wait, I don't think this Hulk will have Nat as his weakness. He is not half Bruce banner, you know? He's a clone, he doesn't have any memory of her." You told them and they go 'oh right.'
"Then what should we do?" Tony asked.
"The only idea I have left is to fight fire with fire. Meaning, Hulk vs Hulk." You shrugged.
Then all of you looked at Bruce.
He sighed. "Are you sure, lately it's been getting harder and harder to get him out."
"What?" You were quite confused, you have not seen infinity war. "I thought you were angry all the time, like you said in Avengers one?"
"It isn't that easy anymore." He sighed once more.
"If we insult you would that help?" Thor asked.
"Yeah, You could try." He took off his jacket and passed it to Peter.
"You smell like Hulk." Thor said.
"Wait, what? No." Bruce denied.
"Maybe because you were Hulk for years, you started to smell like him, but you know, other than that, you two are very different. I've seen Hulk's thing, it's bigger than yours." Thor said with a dead face.
"Hold on, that is Hulk's thing? You mean---?"
"He means his dick." You told them.
"How the hell did you see Hulk's dick? My dick?"
"No homo." Thor said.
You wanted to laughed so bad, how do the actors even keep straight faces, you wondered. But then, you coughed, you thought it was the Doritos that caused it but when you looked at your hand, you saw blood.
And suddenly you couldn't breathe, like you couldn't get enough oxygen into your body. You felt dizzy and your head started spinning. Peter was the first to notice.
"Are you okay?" He asked, trying to hold you as you couldn't stand on your own.
"Everything is so blur..." You told him, then you lost consciousness, like someone suddenly unplugged you and you just went right into a dream.
You saw nothing but darkness, and heard nothing but the sound of Peter's voice, unclear, like it was sent from somewhere, far away, to warn or to tell you.
"I...on't...wa...a...go..."
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